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Santa Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Santa Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: The door opens with a rusted jingle, and

The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. — Kiersten White

Santa Funny Quotes By David Cross: I have always tried to use humor to

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Santa Funny Quotes By David Levithan: Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Santa Funny Quotes By Taneeka Bourgeois-daSilva: Don't let your dreams stay hidden inside of

Don't let your dreams stay hidden inside of your mind, free them. — Taneeka Bourgeois-daSilva

Santa Funny Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: What is the good of a man being

What is the good of a man being honest in his worship of dishonesty? — G.K. Chesterton

Santa Funny Quotes By Alexandra Bracken: I'm not saving you, I remind her. But

I'm not saving you, I remind her. But something makes me wonder if she even wants me to. — Alexandra Bracken

Santa Funny Quotes By Ann Cotton: Have faith in your intuition and listen to

Have faith in your intuition and listen to your gut feeling. — Ann Cotton

Santa Funny Quotes By Randall Collins: Being a sociologist means never having to be

Being a sociologist means never having to be bored — Randall Collins

Santa Funny Quotes By Colin Farrell: I love my kids. I'm crazy about them.

I love my kids. I'm crazy about them. — Colin Farrell

Santa Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman

Santa Funny Quotes By Kathryn Bigelow: Jordan is a very secular, Westernized country in

Jordan is a very secular, Westernized country in some respects. — Kathryn Bigelow

Santa Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: Being a superpower is like being a Santa

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

Santa Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Santa Funny Quotes By Banksy: I used to encourage everyone I knew to

I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don't do that so much anymore. — Banksy

Santa Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: It is all a question of imagination. Our

It is all a question of imagination. Our responsibility begins with the power to Imagine. In dreams begin responsibilities. — Haruki Murakami

Santa Funny Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Santa Funny Quotes By Chris Hardwick: I've been out of work so many times

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying. — Chris Hardwick