Santa Funny Quotes: top 17 famous quotes about Santa Funny

Santa Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Santa Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Don't let your dreams stay hidden inside of your mind, free them. — Taneeka Bourgeois-daSilva

What is the good of a man being honest in his worship of dishonesty? — G.K. Chesterton

I'm not saving you, I remind her. But something makes me wonder if she even wants me to. — Alexandra Bracken

Have faith in your intuition and listen to your gut feeling. — Ann Cotton

Being a sociologist means never having to be bored — Randall Collins

I love my kids. I'm crazy about them. — Colin Farrell

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman

Jordan is a very secular, Westernized country in some respects. — Kathryn Bigelow

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don't do that so much anymore. — Banksy

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying. — Chris Hardwick