Sales Humor Quotes
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Sales Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Honestly, Elise, sometimes it's like you don't even go to this school.' 'Well, that is the goal,' I said.
— Leila Sales
Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?
... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison
... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison
You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it.
— George Carlin
It was nice to meet you, Mila. Thank you for saving my life.
— Courtney Cole
Assumptions are the things we don't know we're making.
— Douglas Adams
Humor can give you the edge you are looking for.
— Jeffrey Gitomer
When you employ HUMOR, you create a friendly, relaxed buying atmosphere.
— Jeffrey Gitomer
I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
— Music Sales Corporation
A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.
— Ginnetta Correli
Humor is the foundation of reconciliation.
— Saint Francis De Sales