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Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Frederick Lenz: My teacher knew that I always had a

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Nancy Travis: I've probably said that in every feature I've

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife. — Nancy Travis

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Red Buttons: Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs,

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Hey, our hair's the same color," I said,

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Rachel Caine: You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Emo Philips: My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Conan O'Brien: It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By John Green: Who's my date" the Colonel asked.*You're girlfriend is

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Dave Attell: I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Afrojack: When I was growing up, I said to

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. — Afrojack

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Emo Philips: My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Billy Connolly: A mate of mine has just told me

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Kyle Schmid: I have said nothing because there is nothing

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Susan Mallery: To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said,

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Bernie Mac: My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' — Bernie Mac

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Martin Shkreli: I had an investor who said to me

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. — Martin Shkreli

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Dorothy Allison: Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Jay London: My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Rachel Caine: I think that's my new band name," Shane

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. — Rachel Caine

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Jamie McGuire: My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his

My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity. — Jamie McGuire

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Neil Strauss: My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Drake: Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said

Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing. — Drake

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Casey Wilson: I have never turned to my girlfriend and

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend asked me if I only love

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Pepper Winters: I wanted a new label. One that said:

I wanted a new label. One that said: girlfriend who will do anything to be tied, spanked, and fucked all over rather than adored. — Pepper Winters

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

Said No Girlfriend Ever Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright