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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. — Mort Sahl

Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? — Mort Sahl

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on. *1958 — Mort Sahl

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now. — Mort Sahl

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people. — Mort Sahl

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere. — Mort Sahl

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly. — Mort Sahl

I don't think fascism is dying for. — Mort Sahl

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government. — Mort Sahl

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi. — Mort Sahl

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job. — Mort Sahl

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. — Mort Sahl

My life needs editing. — Mort Sahl

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters. — Mort Sahl

If you can't join them, beat them. — Mort Sahl

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy. — Mort Sahl

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize? — Mort Sahl

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically. — Mort Sahl

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department. — Mort Sahl

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. — Mort Sahl

I found people looked better when they laughed — Mort Sahl

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. — Mort Sahl

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater? — Mort Sahl

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad. — Mort Sahl

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others. — Mort Sahl

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred. — Mort Sahl

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. — Mort Sahl

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing. — Mort Sahl

You don't know what you think unless you say it. — Mort Sahl

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual. — Mort Sahl

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? — Mort Sahl

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. — Mort Sahl

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup? — Mort Sahl

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution ... looking for a loophole. — Mort Sahl

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?! — Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl, while attending a preview of Otto Preminger's film Exodus, stood up and called out, Otto, let my people go! — Mort Sahl

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father. — Mort Sahl

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. — Mort Sahl

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely. — Mort Sahl

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry! — Mort Sahl

You haven't lived until you've died in California — Mort Sahl

Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose? — Mort Sahl

There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind. — Mort Sahl

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even. — Mort Sahl

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac. — Mort Sahl

I'm a radical, and I always have been. — Mort Sahl

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid. — Mort Sahl

Obama is running again for spite. — Mort Sahl

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. — Mort Sahl

New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already. — Mort Sahl

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man — Mort Sahl

The bravest thing that men do is love women. — Mort Sahl

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason. — Mort Sahl

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. — Mort Sahl

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers. — Mort Sahl

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story. — Mort Sahl

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical! — Mort Sahl

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet. — Mort Sahl

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness. — Mort Sahl

You know me, I love lost causes. — Mort Sahl