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My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble. — John Gould

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ... — Dana Gould

U201Che G-minor Symphony consists of eight remarkable measures surrounded by a half-hour of banality. — Glenn Gould

The most important thing to him is his drive, his purpose, his desire to give meaning to the experience of dying. — Philip Gould

Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you. — Dana Gould

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change. — Dana Gould

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Evolution is a process of constant branching and expansion. — Stephen Jay Gould

Mary Anning [is] probably the most important unsung (or inadequately sung) collecting force in the history of paleontology. — Stephen Jay Gould

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone. — Dana Gould

I always assumed everybody shared my love for overcast skies. It came as a shock to find out that some people prefer sunshine. — Glenn Gould

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please. — Lois Gould

...Long story longer... — Dana Gould

I find it so easy to get distracted - I try not to do more than one thing at any one time. — Elliott Gould

How we face death is at least as important as how we face life. — Ken L. Gould

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies! — Dana Gould

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack. — Dana Gould

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward ... — Dana Gould

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Existential angst was far, far above her pay grade. — Emily Gould

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles. — Dana Gould

Come on, somebody be brave. — Dave Gould

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically. — Dana Gould

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. — Dana Gould