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Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard". — Russell Brand

Once there the main man, the bearded preacher, bridles and jabs, spasms and gurns like a pre-ejaculatory James Brown. — Russell Brand

We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy. — Russell Brand

You have to forgive everyone for everything. You can't cling on to any blame that you may be using to make sense of the story of your life. — Russell Brand

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth. — Russell Brand

Spurred by Amy's death I've tried to salvage unwilling victims from the mayhem of the internal storm and am always, always just pulled inside myself. — Russell Brand

The more people who have access to this vital information the better society will be. — Russell Brand

I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things! — Russell Brand

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism. — Russell Brand

Socialism isn't a dirty word; it just means sharing. Really, it's just the bureaucratic arm of Christianity. — Russell Brand

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident. — Russell Brand

If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems. — Russell Brand

Apathy is a rational reaction to a system that no longer represents, hears or addresses the vast majority of people. — Russell Brand

I've always had this impulse to be destructive. — Russell Brand

I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have. — Russell Brand

I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.' — Russell Brand

You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them, — Russell Brand

Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D. — Russell Brand

The only meaningful interpretation of any religious teaching is to honor the divine within ourselves and love the divine in one another. — Russell Brand

Our social and economic systems are so devoid of humanity and love. — Russell Brand

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. — Russell Brand

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

Anyone who's been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn't fair, that life hasn't changed for everyone — Russell Brand

In the United States, 95 per cent of income gains since the recession began have gone to the top 0.01 per cent. — Russell Brand

When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. — Russell Brand

How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species. — Russell Brand

Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics. — Russell Brand

I'm quite a neurotic thinker, quite an adrenalized person. But after meditation, I felt this beautiful serenity and selfless connection. — Russell Brand

Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head. — Russell Brand

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots. — Russell Brand

The world isn't made of atoms, it's made of stories. — Russell Brand

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually. — Russell Brand

My modus operandi is that I'll be content with anything, as long as I know that it's the best that's possible. — Russell Brand

The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have. — Russell Brand

It's highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy! — Russell Brand

It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years, — Russell Brand

There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us. — Russell Brand

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. — Russell Brand

The six heirs to the Walmart fortune have more wealth than the poorest 30 per cent of Americans. — Russell Brand

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. — Russell Brand

I'll not be changing, but America will. — Russell Brand

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! — Russell Brand

As a person ... I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical. — Russell Brand

The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen. — Russell Brand

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life. — Russell Brand

I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better. — Russell Brand

The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life. — Russell Brand

A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo ... — Russell Brand

A small minority cannot control an uncooperative majority, so they must be distracted, divided, tyrannized, or anesthetized into compliance. — Russell Brand

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded. — Russell Brand

I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack. — Russell Brand

Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one. — Russell Brand

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies. — Russell Brand

When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person. — Russell Brand

Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone. — Russell Brand

A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong. — Russell Brand

I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked — Russell Brand

Everyone has their own mantra. — Russell Brand

Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction. — Russell Brand

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. — Russell Brand

Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that's not on the ballot. — Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah". I think there's something wrong with my headphones. — Russell Brand

America employs more private security guards than high school teachers. — Russell Brand

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief. — Russell Brand

The utilities and facilities of major corporations can be confiscated and given to democratic collectives — Russell Brand

That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality. — Russell Brand

Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing. — Russell Brand

we must remember the objective is simple: to make life on the planet, and for the planet, better. To — Russell Brand

Mark Twain, the thinking man's Colonel Sanders, reputedly said, America is New York, New Orleans, and San Francisco. Everywhere else is Cleveland. — Russell Brand

I used to believe in the system that I was born into: aspire, acquire, consume, get famous and glamorous, get high and mighty, get paid and laid. — Russell Brand

People who say the system works work for the system. — Russell Brand

Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory. — Russell Brand

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help. — Russell Brand

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient. — Russell Brand

The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.' — Russell Brand

Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space. — Russell Brand

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT. — Russell Brand

The bad-boy label is just an assumption. — Russell Brand

I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole. — Russell Brand

Rituals are missing nowadays — Russell Brand

I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal. — Russell Brand

Drugs and alcohol are not my problem - reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. — Russell Brand

It seems to me that a lot of people are using religious arguments to advance their own prejudices. — Russell Brand

Consciousness does affect matter. — Russell Brand

The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose. — Russell Brand

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory. — Russell Brand

Our basic fundamental desires are overly stimulated. A friend of mine said, "you have a generation of people that have been accidentally marketed to." — Russell Brand

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things. — Russell Brand

The nation state is a relatively modern idea, and I don't think we're getting a lot out of it except for flags and World Cups. — Russell Brand

Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really. — Russell Brand

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks

Life's never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you'd want it to look. — Russell Brand

The economy is just a metaphorical device, it's not real-that's why it's got the word "con" in the middle of it. — Russell Brand

Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage. — Russell Brand

It doesn't take an incredible manner of analysis to reveal that our primary desires are incessantly stimulated to keep us basic consumers. — Russell Brand

In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved. — Russell Brand

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it. — Russell Brand