Running Humor Quotes
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Running Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, Sometimes.
— Joe R. Lansdale
There is nothing quite so gentle, deep, and irrational as runningand nothing quite so savage, so wild. — Bernd Heinrich
I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted them back..
— Neil Leckman
Trying to act normal with FBI running from office to office, was like trying to carry on a conversation when having a colonoscopy.
— Matthew Mather
Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags.
— Mercedes Lackey
When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs anyway.
— Napoleon Hill
They tell ya when t' start and they tell ya when t' stop. All you have to do is run!
— Mark K. Henderson
Nothing like running for our lives to make Cameron starved," Rob says, then winks at Cameron. "No, wait. You're always hungry.
— Laura Kreitzer
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A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind.
— Tina Fey
Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose
— Julie Anne Peters
The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty.
— Lorraine Gokul
Ricewind had always relied on running away. But somerimes, perhaps, you had to stand and fight, if only because there was nowhere left to run.
— Terry Pratchett
They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
— Heather Brewer
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
— Marcus Brigstocke
I was thinking, while I was running ... " He paused."About not hitting the trees, I hope. — Stephenie Meyer
Seriously, I 've got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils." ~ Laney
— Joann I. Martin Sowles
There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.
— Charlie Engle
If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white.
— Waheed Ibne Musa
My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when I'm sitting in front of a typewriter.
— Gary Reilly
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
— Bill Watterson
I'm not running a cat repair company
— Fredrik Backman
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
— Lemony Snicket
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the sight is not a pleasant one.
— Virginia Woolf
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
— Charlaine Harris
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running
— Steve Aylett
When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!
— Benny Bellamacina
It is very foolish of a man to be frightened of a skeleton, for Nature has put an insurmountable obstacle against running away from it.
— G.K. Chesterton
I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.
— George W. Bush
I like subversive humor, freckles, women's knees and long hair, the laughter of playing children, and a girl running down the street.
— Rene Magritte
What the fuck does he think he's doing anyway? And when has running around in a figure eight ever helped anyone?
— C.K. Kelly Martin
Gansey studied Adam's erratic handwriting. His letters always looked like they were running from something.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
— Rodney Dangerfield
That which does not kill you ... probably isn't close enough, so just start running.
— Matthew D. Ryan
I wasn't particularly worried; running is overrated anyway, and sport only makes you sweaty and smug and wears out the knees.
— Jasper Fforde
