Rube Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Rube

Rube Quotes & Sayings

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Be your own dentist! — Rube Goldberg

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was. — Rube Goldberg

Thieves always count their change! — Jason P. Goodman

america...is the interplay of three hundred million rube goldberg contraptions invented only yesterday — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. — George Bernard Shaw

Once your name gets out, people just want to crack you. — Freddy Adu

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things. — Rube Goldberg

When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights. — Rube Goldberg

Their friendship was only one aspect of their lives but it seemed to give meaning to all the others. — Ann Brashares

What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail? — Eleanor Roosevelt

God, and Parents, and our Master, can never be requited. — George Herbert

The highest of generalizations is the synergetic integration of truth and love. — R. Buckminster Fuller

When (Rube) Waddell
had control and some sleep, he was unbeatable. — Branch Rickey

Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T. — Russell Baker

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers. — Rube Goldberg

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows — Kin Hubbard

A Rube Goldberg machine is, in its essence, a trial-and-error thing. — Adam Sadowsky

And uh, I'm glad that I still have my hands and my eyes to work with. — Rube Goldberg

One good punch from Rube on me would send the sky into my head and the clouds into my lungs. I just always tried to stay up. — Markus Zusak

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression. — Rube Goldberg

How'd it feel?" Rube asked himself. "I don't know exactly, but it made me want to howl. — Markus Zusak

Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. — Rube Goldberg

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine. — Rube Goldberg

Hope is for people who can't see the Truth. — Jeff Lindsay

I love a kind of shambling outsider protagonist who always feels like they're 'other.' — Jill Soloway

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either. — Rube Goldberg

He was a rube, but he was no tourist. — Colson Whitehead