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Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Flannery O'Connor: The Southerner is usually tolerant of those weaknesses

The Southerner is usually tolerant of those weaknesses that proceed from innocence. — Flannery O'Connor

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Bill Shankly: What can you do, playing against eleven goalposts?

What can you do, playing against eleven goalposts?
(after 0-0 draw at Anfield) — Bill Shankly

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Tara Janzen: - Which State Department, exactly, are we talking

- Which State Department, exactly, are we talking about?
- The one in Washington, D.C. — Tara Janzen

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Alex Sanchez: How is love between two people a sin?

How is love between two people a sin? Love isn't about gender; it's about two souls uniting. — Alex Sanchez

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I'm not going to conform to some consumer

I'm not going to conform to some consumer need. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Your services might be as useful as a

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By David Jeremiah: We are reflectors, and as reflectors we have

We are reflectors, and as reflectors we have one duty and that is to stay clean or we won't reflect Jesus. — David Jeremiah

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Funny things tend not to happen to me.

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Sol Wachtler: [It] would allow citizens to set their own

[It] would allow citizens to set their own standards for the permissible use of force. — Sol Wachtler

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Matt Kuchar: As far as golf being athletic, I would

As far as golf being athletic, I would say, go try it, let's see how well you do. It's a hard game. — Matt Kuchar

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad

Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries. — Jeaniene Frost

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I find his films about as funny as

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Cruelty against innocent helpless animals is the worst

Cruelty against innocent helpless animals is the worst form of violence. — Debasish Mridha

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I'm not a naturally funny man. I find

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else. — Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: Life means change; where there is no change,

Life means change; where there is no change, death comes. — Theodore Roosevelt