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Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not

We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Keith Gray: Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in

Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you . . . lost?" "Not really,"

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such

Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny."
"Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Seth Green: Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good," she said, "because

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked.

Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked.
She shoved my shoulder. "No. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: ...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: You know what to do?" "Wander around," I

You know what to do?"
"Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row,

Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Keep moving!" "Bea's arguing with the floor.

Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: What are you doing?" I asked Loretta. "Stabbing

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: After an hour the score was: Quancita -

After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo — Joel N. Ross

Ross Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: It was going to be our job to

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?"
"I know - it's a dream come true! — Joel N. Ross