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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.
— Leighton Meester
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.
— Barbara Dana
I've never had a roommate, even when I was growing up.
— Jennette McCurdy
My roommate's a fruit loop dingus.
— Colleen Hoover
I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape.
— Dasha Zhukova
Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.
— Cassandra Clare
My roommate's not suicidalBut it sounds sexier than saying
that she closes her eyes sometimes
when she's changing lanes. — Chad Anderson
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as capitalism ...
— Richard D. Wolff
Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand.
— Kathryn Minshew
I can't take living in this dorm," the voice on speaker says. "My roommate's a fruit loop dingus.
— Colleen Hoover
The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.
— Margaret Atwood
There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.
— Thomm Quackenbush
We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that.
— Serena Williams
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Also, he had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die.
— Lorrie Moore
Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.
— J.R. Ward
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.
— Jon Stewart
