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Damn, this op has been like a fucking Love Boat episode. — Suzanne Brockmann

That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me
do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower? — Nicholas Sparks

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. — Eoin Colfer

As an actor I've played a lot of gloomy, romantic leads and even though I might not want to recognize it, I actually really have a sense of humor. — Louis Garrel

You're such a romantic. Just like your brother. Do you know what he bought for me for our last anniversary? A knife sharpener. — Kim Fielding

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. — Carroll Bryant

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley

'There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard. — T.J. Klune

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

Beaumont wanted Esmond very badly. Esmond wanted Beaumont's wife. And she didn't want anybody. — Loretta Chase

I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing and I don't know if I am talented enough to do romantic comedies. — Charlize Theron

Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic. — Kenzie Western

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. — Richelle Mead

What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

Oh, it's already on Facebook. I didn't feel the need to ask, you are mine... — Amy Rachel Thompson

Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying. — Oscar Wilde

My life of crime began at seven twenty-eight this morning."
~ Charmaine Digby — Wendy Delaney

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. — Ann Brashares

You're more romantic than a Taylor Swift song — Flynn Meaney

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot. — Stephanie Perkins

She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy. — Kelly Moran

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn't leave me for someone prettier. — Cindi Madsen

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body ... — Flora Roberts

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. — Jane Austen

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. — Stephanie Rowe

Knives and candlelight," he said, "how romantic. — Nenia Campbell

It was almost romantic, in a mad-inventor sort of way. — Kady Cross

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse. — Stephanie Bond

If all I have to do is remain awake to be considered romantic, than I can promise you a great deal of romance in our marriage. — Sherry Thomas

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy! — Troy Bisson

Never run after a man or a bus, there's always another one in five minutes. — Cherry Adair

Dyspepsia is responsible for many a reputation for romantic melancholy or ungovernable rages. — Agatha Christie

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes. — Bauvard

She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body. — Lida Sideris

I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun? — Kristin Walker

I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit. — Susan Juby

Often you don't know whether you're the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives. — Tim Kreider

It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson

She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table. — Simon Hugh Wheeler

A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces. — Elizabeth Bowen

Everyone has a secret. — Kristine Cuevas

You have a very attractive revenge streak in you. I like it. A lot." ~Maggie Mae Castro to FBI Special Agent Clive Poole — Beth Yarnall

No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them! — Jamie McGuire

Far be it from a French man to interfere with love. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like "Yes," which probably wasn't the same thing at all. — Tawna Fenske

But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.
Drop dead.
Aw, you say the most romantic things. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Riley: give me a romantic comedy any day.
rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you?
riley: takes one to know one, bro. — Keri Arthur

She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff. — Andrew Davidson

He is a sweet boy, quick to laugh, easy to love. — George R R Martin

The door to Jakes' office slammed against the wall, and Vivi barreled through the opening. "Turn this ship around right now. — Cheryl Sterling

You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes. — Laurann Dohner

Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn't be bored." Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker. — Elle Kennedy

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last. — Flora Roberts

When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Phoebe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life. — Annette Curtis Klause

Mark Twain said, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Dorsey Bing said, "I'll take womankind's greatest blessing: more wine. — CeCe Osgood

Eccentricities, of which I know I have
many, do not hold universal sexual and romantic lure. I understand that. — Jessica Park

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

I'm Kieran. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room, — Jayde Scott

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt