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Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour? — Robyn Carr

Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances. — Genevieve Dewey

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks — Scarlett Avery

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Sylvia grabs my sleeve. "He's a looker."
"I know. The problem is, he knows it, too. — Simone Elkeles

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone at last."
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours. — Jodie B. Cooper

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Why had she set limits like no sex? I want sex. — Cherise Sinclair

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. — Gail Carriger

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

Cowboy!" she hollered.
Every man on the street turned to stare at her."
pg.117 — Lori Wilde

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread ... — Starla Kaye

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Peyton, I'm not married and you're not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities. — Robyn Carr

You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that. — Lisa Kleypas

He should probably make love to her. — Tara Janzen

Sometimes funny is all you've got. — Amy Harmon

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them. — Jennifer Echols

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran

Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out. — Simone Elkeles

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Whoa, who was that?"
"Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Does Playboy still run fiction?"
"I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. — Ellen DeGeneres

You," he purred, "are a HILF."
"A what?"
"A Horseman I'd like to fuck. — Larissa Ione

Fun and killing ain't synonyms to regular folks, Zeus."

. — Shay Rucker

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. — Richelle Mead

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel. — Tracey Alvarez

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder. — J.Leigh Hunter

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas

A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. — Hanna Lui

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them? — Maya Banks