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Restroom Quotes & Sayings

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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy

Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more. — Seanan McGuire

Talking with the mouth of a beast won't ease your pain. — Andrew Davidson

You know, the Chinese have forgotten more about sailing than the rest of the world ever knew. — Annie Proulx

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see. — Lemony Snicket

Show me a filthy public restroom and I'll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down. — Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra

that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked. — Stuart Gibbs

Jace laughed, that soft rich sound Clary loved so much. I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames. — Cassandra Clare

Don't be the person who has an overflowing cup of knowledge but an inactive state of action. That serves no-one, that serves no purpose. — Tony Curl

It was the best night ever.
And they hadn't talked about any of it since. — Megan Abbott

I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace. — Lilith Saintcrow

I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar. — Pawan Mishra

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. — Marlo Thomas

Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide. — Katja Millay

When you come to Venice, you do special work. — Bruce Paltrow

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Just to prove that even the silliest idea can be pursued to its illogical conclusion, Legal Realism spawned Critical Legal Studies. — Alex Kozinski

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room? — Dane Cook

A book worn out, is a book well used. — Kate Ashley

One can acquire some virtues by feigning them for a long time. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall

A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can't enter a restroom. — Ken Follett

Almost everybody is enthusiastic about the promise of biotechnology to cure disease and to relieve suffering. — Leon Kass

I once murdered someone and American Express covered everything. — Lorrie Moore

The ultimate measure of love is not when both like each other
Its when one ignores but the other continues to love till the end. — William Shakespeare

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go. — Jessica Savitch

Actors are no strangers to self-doubt, fear, and rejection. — Monica Raymund

You meet the guy and tell me you aren't going to hide in a plane restroom and whisper when you complain about him. — Alessandra Torre

I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off? — Danny McBride

The victim had been John Lewis, the theology student. He had been attacked by thugs in a white restroom in Rock Hill, South Carolina. — Ken Follett

Try being my size and going into a public restroom. — Billy Barty

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

All new money is made through the shifting of social classes and the dispossession of old classes. — Christina Stead

I decided that playing piano was a little bit too common, you know what I mean? — Barbara Lynn

We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon."
"You've got a magician named Mel? — Rick Riordan

Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on. — Meghan Daum