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I tend to sort of dive into things without worrying about risk or anything. Like, when I get an idea, I tend to just go for it and see what happens. — Kiesza

My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good. — Jefferson Bethke

Pound notes are the best religion in the world. — Brendan Behan

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word. — Rudyard Kipling

Christianity is such a silly religion. — Gore Vidal

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. — Eminem

God against man. Man against God. Man against nature. Nature against man. Nature against God. God against nature. Very funny religion! — D.T. Suzuki

We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion. — David Beckham

Religion is funny stuff, and it has unpredictable effects on those who use it. — Richard K. Morgan

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

The relief of suffering is a great good. The curing of illness and disease - these are great human goods. This is the mission of medicine. — Michael Sandel

The scientist believes in proof without certainty, the bigot in certainty without proof. — Ashley Montagu

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. — Lewis Black

Self-respect, courage, and integrity look good ona man. — Robert Glover

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please. — M.J. McGuire

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara

Once they have you asking the wrong questions. They don't have to worry about the answers. — Thomas Pynchon

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. — David Sedaris

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. — Fred Allen

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

The fire that hollows us out is what allows us to be filled with strength and power where before there was none. — Morgan Rhodes

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time. — Gene Weingarten

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Denying your faith in the Lord was the ultimate no-no — Jennifer Mathieu

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. — Naguib Mahfouz