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Redneck Humor Quotes By Starley Ard: I had a dream that I lost my

I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank God that I am not a Hill Billy after all. — Starley Ard

Redneck Humor Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If your idea of a 7 course meal

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck Humor Quotes By Nine Naughty Novelists: He was a moth to her flame, a

He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ... — Nine Naughty Novelists

Redneck Humor Quotes By A. Violet End: Well, fella, as much as I'd like to

Well, fella, as much as I'd like to stick something up your ass, it ain't gonna be my finger or anything else on my body - sorry to disappoint. — A. Violet End

Redneck Humor Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy