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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
— Robyn Davidson
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
— Nora Barnacle
Whatever money you might have, self-worth really lies in finding out what you do best.
— J.K. Rowling
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
— James Agate
Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked.
— Flannery O'Connor
One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
— Dave Barry
The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately;
— Cecil B. Hartley
It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret.
— Chris Witty
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
— Albert Camus
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Winston Churchill
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
— Tom Holt
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
— Jhonen Vasquez
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
— George Carlin
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive.
— Matthew McConaughey
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
— George Eliot
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
— Frank Crane
Vote early and vote often.
— Al Capone
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
— Jane Austen
Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
— Margo Jefferson
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
— Shahrukh Khan
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
— Henry Fielding
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
