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Really Funny Mean Quotes By Ingrid Michaelson: Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Paul Dini: End? You don't mean like, dead end?

End? You don't mean like, dead end? — Paul Dini

Really Funny Mean Quotes By C.C. Hunter: Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't

Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Emma Roberts: I don't really have a type of guy

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis

Really Funny Mean Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Judah Friedlander: If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I understand that you don't want to marry

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Cameron Jace: Live mean or die trying.

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Noel Fielding: No means yes in grasshopper language.

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Bill Bryson: I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

Really Funny Mean Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Really Funny Mean Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you

Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day? — J.R.R. Tolkien

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah: I just don't know what I'd do without

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

Really Funny Mean Quotes By John Arcudi: I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Jane Austen: I frequently observe that one pretty face would

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Christian Bale: I find what I do for a living

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Joy Behar: Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Rhys Darby: That's one of the best things about characters

That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things. — Rhys Darby

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Really Funny Mean Quotes By John Green: I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Mark Schiff: When somebody says, "The last thing I want

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Jonathan Ashworth: I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Jack Prelutsky: You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Robert De Niro: I guess the only thing to do now

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Daniel Waters: Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Jennifer Lee: People are funny. They often don't mean to

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Richelle Mead: What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Conan O'Brien: There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Elizabeth Little: And I'd be damned if I let the

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Paris Hilton: A lot of the things I say I'm

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Adam Rex: They can't expect anyone to actually pay for

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Jerry Coleman: I don't mean he missed him, but he

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

Really Funny Mean Quotes By Joe Pesci: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci