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Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet