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I'm not, like, some mass murderer,' said Natasha. 'You're making it sound like I'm out there slaughtering everyone's reincarnated husbands. — Jojo Moyes

Sometimes, even when they were talking, they weren't really talking. Sometimes they were just negotiating each other. Keeping each other posted. — Rainbow Rowell

It's very important that you never depend on money to fulfill your creative vision. If you do that, you're doomed to fail. — Cliff Martinez

Even while we hate, we still have that deep unusual compassion for our rivals, and they hate it when they realize that we are feeling sorry for them. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Ill give you a definite maybe. — Samuel Goldwyn

I suppose we all lie to ourselves sometimes. — Cassandra Clare

Buddha had said:
Each of us is a God. Each of us knows all. We need only open our minds to hear our own wisdom. — Dan Brown

People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff. — Joe Trohman

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there. — Donald Glover

I have never fully exorcised shames that struck me to the heart as a child except through written violence, shadowy caricature, and dark jokes. — Louise Erdrich

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. — Sigmund Freud

I have a background and an understanding of what's happened in the Middle East that a lot of people don't have, because there's been no interest. — Helen Thomas

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things. — Pietro Aretino

I'm interested in where we are, where we're going, where we've come from. — Peter Carey

Books are brain food. If every American would purchase the equivalent of his weight in books each year, this country would be a different place. — Patricia Schroeder

Faith is an organ of knowledge, and love an organ of experience. — A.W. Tozer

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey