Real Programmers Quotes
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Broccoli spaceship. Broccoli SPACESHIP!
— Gina Damico
Look at a man in the midst of doubt & danger and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is.
— Lucretius
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
— Tom Van Vleck
Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please.
— Tom Paxton
Thus a man will sometimes suffer half an hour of mortal fear with a robber, but once the knife is finally at his throat, even fear vanishes.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.
— Larry Wall
The notes of the symphony of lives, desires, and revenge suddenly swelled into a chorus of generations, blasting through Etta's mind.
— Alexandra Bracken
Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
— Tom Van Vleck
Failure is not an option for me. Success is all I envision
— Conor McGregor
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
— Tom Van Vleck
He shrugged, facing the fire. But we are all creatures of habit. It is far too easy to stay in the familiar ruts we dig for ourselves.
— Patrick Rothfuss
No more talk. I'm sick of people talking. Train.
— Masaaki Hatsumi
Promise yourself to make all your friends know there is something in them that is special and that you value.
— John Wooden
In the beginning, there were Real Programmers.
— Eric S. Raymond