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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? — Rachel Vincent

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed. — Rachel Caine

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made made curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them. — Rachel Kushner

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting. — Rachel Aaron

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

It's funny how even when the sky falls around us, people still have to make pancakes — Rachel DeWoskin

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. — Brandon Mull

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch

I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats. — Rachel McAdams

That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me. — Rachel Cohn

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way. — Rachel Aaron

I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer. — Rachel Weisz

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote! — Rachel Vincent

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?' — Rachel Bloom

Most aspects of my training didn't agree with me. There wasn't as much bossing around as I'd hoped for, and there was way too much following orders. — Rachel Vincent

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that — Rachel Caine

Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered. — Rachel Caine

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall? — Rachel Hawkins

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. — Rachel Caine

Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?"

"I'm not Tinker Bell! — Rachel Morgan

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. — Rachel Hawkins

What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

You bitch!
Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch? — Rachel Vincent

I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. — Rachel Vincent

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List) — Rachel Cohn

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen? — Kim Harrison

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins

I've got a sense of self-preservation. OK, granted , it's still in the original shrink wrap but I've got one if I ever want to use it. — Rachel Caine

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten. — Rachel Zucker

Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided. — Rachel Cohn

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, Archer offered. — Rachel Hawkins