Rachel Funny Quotes
Collection of top 61 famous quotes about Rachel Funny
Rachel Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Rachel Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken
Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
— Rachel Cohn
A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made made curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them.
— Rachel Kushner
Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use.
— Rachel Vincent
Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.
— Rachel DeWoskin
Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine
Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting.
— Rachel Aaron
It's funny how even when the sky falls around us, people still have to make pancakes
— Rachel DeWoskin
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
— Rachel McAdams
That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me.
— Rachel Cohn
How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.
— Rachel Aaron
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!
— Rachel Vincent
As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'
— Rachel Bloom
Most aspects of my training didn't agree with me. There wasn't as much bossing around as I'd hoped for, and there was way too much following orders.
— Rachel Vincent
Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play.
— Rachel Vincent
We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that
— Rachel Caine
Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered.
— Rachel Caine
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny.
— Rachel Kushner
Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?
— Rachel Hawkins
Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?"
"I'm not Tinker Bell! — Rachel Morgan
"I'm not Tinker Bell! — Rachel Morgan
What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins
— Rachel Hawkins
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
You bitch!
Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch? — Rachel Vincent
Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch? — Rachel Vincent
I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.
— Rachel Vincent
When mice run, cats give chase.
— Rachel Vincent
He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
— Rachel Caine
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins
I've got a sense of self-preservation. OK, granted , it's still in the original shrink wrap but I've got one if I ever want to use it.
— Rachel Caine
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
— Kim Harrison
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.
— Rachel Zucker
Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided.
— Rachel Cohn