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My journey to the funny side of life — Kelly Swanson

By the time I was in sixth grade I could bound every country in the world from memory. — Clyde Tombaugh

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! — Kelly Osbourne

'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue. — Tori Kelly

Only if we are capable of dwelling, only then can we build — Martin Heidegger

Time was way too finite: no matter how much of it you had with someone you loved, when the end came, it wasn't nearly enough. — J.R. Ward

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. — Stan Kelly-Bootle

When you got a condition, it's bad to forget your medicine. — Frank Miller

Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"
Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran

When we meet and I discover that we have read and loved the same books, we are instant friends. — Donalyn Miller

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would. — Kelly Ripa

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny. — Kelly Sue DeConnick

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

I never worked with a stinker.
How great is that! — Mitzi Gaynor

It is terribly important to do certain things, such as wear overembroidered dresses. After all, the mass follows class. Class never follows mass. — Imelda Marcos

Funny, they made this new genre called Speculative Fiction, I thought all fiction had always been speculative. — Teri Louise Kelly

I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

I still like to make crank calls. — Kate Walsh

Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire. — Karl Liebknecht

Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

Anthropology never has had a distinct subject matter, and because it doesn't have a real method, there's a great deal of anxiety over what it is. — Clifford Geertz

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran