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Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I watched you undress. Shame on you!

I watched you undress. Shame on you! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: While the man is putting on it's shoes,

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Sara Massa: I know that you're worried about me, but

I know that you're worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn't going to help anyone. — Sara Massa

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Big people never scare me. I am a

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Adhish Mazumder: When friends become overfriendly - smell fish!

When friends become overfriendly - smell fish! — Adhish Mazumder

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Hazel Blackthorn: Well, I think Leo's either going to learn

Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash — Hazel Blackthorn

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: They were all on his side. Hi boat

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Meghan Apriceno Carr: If walls could talk - scratch that, if

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting. — Meghan Apriceno Carr

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework.

Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. — Nenia Campbell

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: She said yes. If only she didn't talk

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By K. Martin Beckner: Miss Green can call a turd a rose

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: What does your birth date say about you?

What does your birth date say about you? You are old! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ymatruz: he pays his respect by smiling at youwhen

he pays his respect
by smiling at you
when others are looking
how he calls you a bitch
right after is truly amazing — Ymatruz

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I suppose the latest thing is to sit

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Karen Gibbs: Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we

Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW — Karen Gibbs

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the

Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By T.F. Hodge: The ego taunts truth with sarcasm.

The ego taunts truth with sarcasm. — T.F. Hodge

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Katie Graykowski: If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Jason Medina: We just wanted to see whose dick was

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity. — Jason Medina

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I have a headache. If only I had

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I improvise therefore I exist!

I improvise therefore I exist! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I will take all my rights! Can you

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Tana French: Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. — Tana French

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: Never trust quotes you find on the internet.

Never trust quotes you find on the internet. — Thomas Jefferson

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Repeat a lie a thousand times and it

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: If time is money and you wasted my

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Adhish Mazumder: Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive.

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Amanda Heger: Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in

Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible. — Amanda Heger

Quotes Sarcasm Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: If you don't understand it, it's art.

If you don't understand it, it's art. — Ljupka Cvetanova