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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
— Ryan Stiles
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
— Teresa Monachino
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
— Helen Fielding
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
— Louis Tomlinson
I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it.
— Gordon Lightfoot
A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more.
— Helen Levitt
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius.
— Roger Ebert
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen].
— Ewan McGregor
I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
— Anne Robinson
Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.
— David Niven
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
That, and you have quite the temper."I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
— Jimmy Carr
That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you.
— Gail Carson Levine
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
— Sam Worthington
Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don't quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.
— Erica Goros
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
— Chic Murray
what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night
— Barbra Streisand
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'.
— Adrian Barnes
Mrs. Darling's kiss with him. The kiss that had been for no one else Peter took quite easily. Funny.
— J.M. Barrie
I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones.
— The Paper Doll
I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.
— Roger Lloyd-Pack
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.
— Neil Gaiman
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
— Charles Dickens
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
