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Four innate sentiments dispose people to a universal moral sense. These are sympathy, fairness, self-control and duty. — James Q. Wilson

Job interview question: Q: Where do you see yourself five years from now?A: Well, five years from now I see myself being able to answer this question. — Matthew Dickson

Q: The Witness is reminded that she may be held in contempt.
A: The feeling is mutual. — Steven Brust

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. — Bryan Q. Miller

I don't know how people box for a living. I don't know how they can just hurt people for a living and be OK with it. — Maggie Q

Never throw the letter Q into a privet bush. — Douglas Adams

Q: Who invented mayonnaise? A: Somebody with bad taste. — Barry Raspbody

So concisely, musically we are the herb
So sit back and light me.
Inhale ...
My style's kinda fat, reminiscent of a whale. — Q-Tip

Jewish?"
"Moslem?" I replied.
"Just like a Jew: always answers with a question."
"Just like a Moslem: always answers the wrong question. — Andre Aciman

Walked right outta his dreams, with a glow like the universe wants to make sure he doesn't miss her. — M.Q. Barber

Q: What is a fundamental mistake of man's?
A: To think that he is alive, when he has merely fallen asleep in life's waiting-room. — Idries Shah

My husband says I look like a Q-tip. — Dolly Parton

I may be a monster but I was her monster.! — Pepper Winters

Mind Your Language in the Presence of Patriachs

Q. When is rape not rape?
A. When it is your father or stepfather. — S. Caroline Taylor

Q: What's black, white and hard? A: A test paper. — Donald Frank

Q: What is creativity? A: The relationship between a human being and the mysteries of inspiration. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it. — Various

The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm. — Bryan Q. Miller

Love is a bonfire. It's every kind word. It's every sincere apology. It's every compromise. — Nessie Q.

Q: What is a baby's motto? A: If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again. Q: — Rob Elliott

Laser Pointer Q. If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? — Randall Munroe

I got a Lucifer soul. I'll be the Devil's son, Devil's work, gettin' work. — Schoolboy Q

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score. — Rita Mae Brown

Q: What is the best thing men do? A: To be kind, to be proud, to be fearless. — Vladimir Nabokov

Life is truly a miracle and must be protected, safeguarded and treasured. — Q.M. Herrera

Q. How is the turn signal used in Florida? A. It is used to indicate to other motorists that you do not realize your turn signal is blinking. — Dave Barry

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme. — Dorothy Parker

Q. Star Wars or Star Trek? A. Doctor Who. — Andy Weir

One step at a time, a man walked on the moon.
One record got played, Kool Herc said, 'Boom!' — Q-Tip

I feel like, as a celebrity, I have a responsibility to tell important stories. — Q'orianka Kilcher

Portraying Pocahontas' story well was important to me because she was a real person and these were real events in her life. — Q'orianka Kilcher

Love ... is friendship. A deep, lasting foundation that you both decided to set on fire. — Nessie Q.

Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis?
A: It is when you stay at home all day and don't go out. — Richard Benson

One unrepaired broken window is a signal that no one cares, and so breaking more windows costs nothing. — James Q. Wilson

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister

Q: Does it get easier?
A: No, you just get better at it. — JohnA Passaro

Q: Have you been released or are you still a Beta version?
A: No official release of myself will ever follow!
Q: Then, you are not!
A: I — Rossana Condoleo

For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies. — Scarlett Johansson

Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit?
A: Peanut shells on the floor. — Bucky Sinister

Stephen, q a man full of faith and r of the Holy Spirit, — Anonymous

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer. — Carrie Fisher

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. — Various

Don't seek a failure-less life.
Wear failure as a badge of honour. Seek a fearless life ! — Manoj Arora

A kid's emotions and personality are just as important as I.Q. — Edward Zigler

Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. — Beth L.H.

A mother's embrace is greater than a lovers kiss. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. — Rob McClure

Q: Prove God doesn't exist. A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist, and I'll use your method. — Pat Condell

Drink me in, like you would your morning coffee, in tiny sips, in between your thoughts and passing glimpses of candor. I want a taste of me in you. — Nessie Q.

Q: Why do I love thee, O Night?
A: Because you know I will never answer. — Vera Nazarian

Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread. — Evelyn Beilenson

Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist. — Rita Mae Brown

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a West Point Cadet? A: Six more weeks of bad football! — Andy A. Bufalo

Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow. — Scott McNeely

My earliest memory is making peach cobbler with my grandmother. A wonderful memory. I grew up in a restaurant family - B.B.Q. restaurant. — Rick Bayless

Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? — Tina Fey

Sometimes you have to lose a lot of Q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head.
Colors Insulting To Nature — Cintra Wilson

I dinna trust that Q, that's a letter than has it in for a man. That's a letter with a sting, that one! — Terry Pratchett

Have you had a good life?" I ask.
"I had a life," she says. "And all that that means. — Evan Mandery

Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says — Various

If there's a 'Cruel Summer' then there's got to be a 'Cruel Winter,' right? That's all I'm saying. — Q-Tip

Q: How did the blonde dog get hurt? A: From chasing parked cars. — Various

A Central Bank official said that Q-coin did not affect the renminbi; it adds vibrancy to the economy. — Ma Huateng

Q: Bury deep, Pile on stones, Yet I will Dig up the bones. What am I? A: Memories - A FOLK RIDDLE — Jennifer McMahon

Q. 920. {265} Is the Mass the same sacrifice as that of the Cross? A. The Mass is the same sacrifice as that of the Cross. — Anonymous

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
A: You already are an animal. — Douglas Coupland

I have a very connected history with Bilal. I heard his demo years ago. I heard all of the magic instantly. He's a master at interpretation of song. — Q-Tip

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Q: What is wrong with the world?
A: Everybody pays attention to pictures of things. Nobody pays attention to things themselves. — Kurt Vonnegut

My father's Peruvian! I actually have a lot of family in Cuzco. I'm also Swiss, Alaskan, French, Spanish and Italian. — Q'orianka Kilcher

I was right at the edge of their circle, like the tail of a Q ... — Aimee Bender

I am firmly of the opinion that a large number of unmarried men, over the age of 24 years, is a dangerous element in any community. — George Q. Cannon

I'm kind of a pop culture stew, you know. — Q-Tip

Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning?
A: Unfertilized — Jodi Picoult

4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! — Wally Pleasant

This is as brain-dead as a movie can be and it assumes the audience will have the I.Q. of a rutabaga. — James Berardinelli

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be called bagels. — Alex Watts

Not only do I not want to be stereotyped as this Asian girl who fights - gee, what a wonder - but also I have more to offer than that. — Maggie Q

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas

Q. What's the secret shortcut to being succesful in life?
A. Stop looking for shortcuts. — Jose N. Harris

I hope to contribute to a global warming of hearts and a climate change in human consciousness. — Q'orianka Kilcher

Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus the clowns don't talk. — Various

Two things I wanted most in the world: for Q to die a miserable death, and for him to fuck me. — Pepper Winters

Q. What do lawyers wear to court? A. Lawsuits! — Ima Phuneewon

People look at me and keep walking - but you can tell they know who I am. I want them to bug me. It's gonna be a sad day when they don't. — Schoolboy Q

In terms of other functions, we are making a mistake about insisting on a public school monopoly. — James Q. Wilson

With a Q&A, you need obviously to keep it snappy. — Joel Stein

If we agree that God did not create poverty then, in my opinion, it came in to being as a consequence of human rights violations. — Q.M. Sidd

Public order is a fragile thing, and if you don't fix the first broken window, soon all the windows will be broken. — James Q. Wilson

I like Q&A's better than articles sometimes because I feel like I'd rather hear somebody actually talk or wrestle with ... — Jose Antonio Vargas

Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven. — Various

I have an I.Q. of 100 plus a little bit. I have to work real hard to get things when I read. — Darrell Issa

Q. How many docents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to remove the old lightbulb and the other to tell the story behind it. — Ron Brackin

Q: What's the difference between a Communist car and a Communist proselytizer? A: You can close the door on a Communist proselytizer. — Martin Amis

Teaching is what is technically known as a polymorphous activity; it quite literally takes many different forms. — Paul Q. Hirst

Q: What do you call a dog with a sombrero? A: El Poocho. Q: — J.J. Wiggins

Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A, — Ian Hutton

I'm not a vampire movie fan, per se. That's not to say that I haven't enjoyed movies with vampires in them. — Maggie Q

Q. Why don't the British panic?
A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their panic from their ecstasy. — George Mikes

You can tell how good a filmmaker is if you can turn the sound down but you can still feel the story. — Q-Tip