Punchline Quotes
Collection of top 25 famous quotes about Punchline
Punchline Quotes & Sayings
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There's always more than one path, and to think otherwise is what resigns you to fate.
— Allison Winn Scotch
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.
— Mark Hoppus
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
They did it for love, and sometimes love makes us do the irrational .. even the inexcusable.
— Melissa De La Cruz
I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
— Billy Connolly
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
— Jack Ketchum
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
— Leslie Nielsen
Society becomes how you behave.
— Eric Liu
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
— Larry David
Real estate is the best investment on earth, however, when the music stops playing, which happens occasionally, don't be the one left without a chair.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.
— Gene Weingarten
No son wishes to see his son less powerful than himself.
— Hilary Mantel
Sometimes I feel like the punchline of God's favorite joke.
— Lara McLaughlin
If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.
— Kimberly Novosel
personal power is directly tied to personal responsibility, which most people avoid.
— Brendon Burchard
In war there is but one favorable moment; the great art is to seize it!
— Napoleon Bonaparte
As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There
— Stephen King
The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
— Rachel Sklar
