Punch Line Quotes
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Punch Line Quotes & Sayings
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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
You always felt they were pawns in an indifferent universe, butts of an existential joke with no punch line.
— Poppy Z. Brite
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
— Vince Lombardi
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
— Edward Abbey
Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.
— Phyllis Diller
History is like a long, twisted joke. You never know when the punch line will come.
— Laksmi Pamuntjak
It's just strange to think that so much of our enjoyment from sports comes from the elevation of arbitrary differences.
— Malcolm Gladwell
Ronan and Gansey were laughing, he thought, at a joke where the rest of the world was the punch line.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice.
— Harrison Ford
A guy walks into a wedding reception. He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?
— Various
I wish you well and so I take my leave,I Pray you know me when we meet again. — William Shakespeare
Give people plenty and security, and they will fall into spiritual torpor.
— Charles A. Murray
There really is a place where kisses taste like apple pie and where stars spill like sugar across the sky.
— Nina Lane
When you take a pause before delivering your punch line, you will be using silence as a creative entity in itself.
— Franklyn Ajaye
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
— Demetri Martin
I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line.
— Mindy McCready
He had given in to hope, and that will kill you. It kills you before you die. Long before you die.
— Rick Yancey
The punch line is 'knock the morale of an employee and organizational productivity is punctured'.
— Henrietta Newton Martin
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
— Norm MacDonald
I can still run in a straight line, and I can still throw a punch.
— Pierce Brosnan
When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.
— Bryan Fields
Temple going is for the purification of the soul.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
Hey sky, take off your hat, I'm on my way!
— Valentina Tereshkova
Duly Enlightened Gandhi's head by Mall of the 'Free Press Journal,' Bombay, in 1932Watches may disagree, but let us not.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
— Carrie Fisher
If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.
— Kimberly Novosel
