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I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway. — Nick Hornby

Never let it be said that I could not talk my way out of any trouble that I could not punch. — Kate Elliott

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

I got the best advice I've ever been given; 'Punch him in the face as much as you can.' Keep it simple, so that's what I did. — Court McGee

The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry. — Sean O Faolain

Four more times the Japanese strafed them, sending Louie into the water to kick and punch at the sharks until the bomber had passed. — Laura Hillenbrand

Want to dance? We have music this time. And I don't have to punch you when we finish. — Amy Tintera

I'm going to punch words in your ear holes. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I stared at him, torn between wanting to laugh and to punch him in the face — Jennifer L. Armentrout

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face? — P. J. O'Rourke

Aggression like this demanded slinging the first punch in a bar brawl, firing rounds at a range, or setting a car on fire. — Katherine McIntyre

If you can make people laugh, you know you're getting it right; it's an instant pat on the back. — Lucy Punch

I am very chaotic; I am always late and walking into things. — Lucy Punch

I think the very simplest way to show Superman's power is to have him punch someone that's powerful. — Jim Lee

If anybody doubts my loyalty to my country, I'll punch him in the nose, and I don't care how old he is. — William Wyler

But I'm your brother." Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. "You," she announced, "are a turd in the punch bowl of life. — Gary Paulsen

Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple ... — Carlson Gracie

Never throw the first punch. If you have to throw the second, try to make sure they don't get up for a third. — Brandon Sanderson

Seeing him again had been a gut punch. — Tan Redding

My memories came back like a punch in the face. Only good. — Lee Davidson

I wanna punch you in the throat right now. Do you think that's sexy? — K. Langston

She wanted to stomp her foot, throw a tantrum, throw a punch. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

A knock on the door you hear, a knock on your head you don't. — Dixie Waters

The rest merely requires common sense; it is like a boxing match, the more you punch the better it is. — Bernard Cornwell

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Packs a Huge Emotional Punch! Graceful Writing, Great Acting, Exquisite Direction, Suspense, Profound Subject Matter and It Rocks! — Rex Reed

In my stories I can kiss the girls I want to kiss and punch the girls I want to punch. Nobody pays a price for it. — Etgar Keret

Don't go for knockout in one punch, if your desire is to stay longer in the fight and thrive; go for outlasting them. Take the higher road. — Assegid Habtewold

Rule #2: Hit First. Don't take the punch first. Hit first. Hit hard. Hit where it counts. Mike — Ben Shapiro

An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes. — Demi Lovato

I took the wife out last night; one punch! — Jim Davidson

His face was uniquely slapable - a nun would have ached to punch him - while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick. — Jonathan Stroud

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. — Larry Lujack

I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot. — Lucy Punch

Frankly, if her face wasn't so cute, I would most certainly have been punching it. — Wataru Watari

Rather than punch the girl in the face, he abruptly stood up from his seat and walked away. — Paul Auster

She bellowed the last word with such soul-deep hatred that he felt it like a punch to the gut. — Sarah J. Maas

Elise didn't hesitate to punch her hand into a man's chest to pulverize a demon eyeball, but a batch of burned cookies could bring her to her knees. — S.M. Reine

When he wakes up," Daniel murmured gently, "I'm going to punch him in the throat. — Stephenie Meyer

Whose asshole do I have to tongue punch to get a fucking drink around here? — J.C. Wickhart

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you! — Shaquille O'Neal

The words hit, a sucker punch that first inspired pain, then a powerful impulse to strike back. — Rob Thomas

Jayden stood facing me, his arms crossed, looking like he couldn't decide if he wanted to kiss me or punch me. — Embee

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. — Bobby Fischer

one can no longer distinguish between history and reality after the absinthe goes in the punch. — Beatriz Williams

Sometimes I even amaze myself, and sometimes I do things that make me want to punch myself in the face. — Freddy Adu

The punch line is 'knock the morale of an employee and organizational productivity is punctured'. — Henrietta Newton Martin

I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself. — Sugar Ray Leonard

Every movie I've done, when they cast me, they knew I'd probably do it for a toffee apple and a Frappuccino. — Lucy Punch

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies ... — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Punch with your mouth and talk with your feet. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I took a punch at one of the rosebushes. It got its revenge by stabbing me in the hand. — Alex Flinn

Manny has swung with many men, but many men never seen Manny's blissful swing. — Anthony Liccione

'Sucker Punch' is a big girl power movie. — Carla Gugino

If I could, I would punch today right in the face. — Ilona Andrews

Oh-my-gosh-I-want-to-punch-you-in-the-penis! — Brittainy C. Cherry

I can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me!
-Salvation — Five Finger Death Punch

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort. — Calamity Jane

Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsake hewing and splitting. — Benjamin Franklin

The punch that knocks a man out is the punch that he doesn't see. — Cus D'Amato

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman

New York City is a very tough place. I'm tough, too. When people give me a punch in the nose, I react by getting even tougher. — Ivana Trump

A touch of genius is better than a punch of talent. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus. — R.S. Grey

I have a master chief that always said, punch and run. — Chris Kyle

I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy. — Jay Crownover

Half of me wanted to punch his gorgeous face, and the other half wanted to make out with it. — J. Sterling

People make excuses [for not wanting to fight me]. It has a lot to do with my style. I'm a crafty fighter but I can also punch. — Erislandy Lara

That's no little kid. That's Jason Steed, the biggest damn hero you will ever see! — Mark A. Cooper

I still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent. — Judd Apatow

Punch after punch after punch. February is a mean bully. Nothing could be worse - except August. — Katherine Paterson

Is it poisoning the punch? — Cassandra Clare

She wants to slap everyone today, to pick up the whole sweat-slick City and punch its lights out. — Emma Donoghue

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face. — Leslie Nielsen

The guns reminded me that this was just an attempt to punch holes in the darkness that enveloped us now. — Michael Poeltl

I went through a period where I just wanted to punch everybody. Since then, I've had a lot of therapy and I've figured a lot of things out. — Guy Pearce

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head! — C.S. Lewis

When I was 17 I interned at a school, and it was the most exhausting, difficult thing I've ever done, with all these screaming children. — Lucy Punch

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons. — George Foreman

and a punch was a bigger act than a trespass — Maggie Stiefvater

I don't get a fair whack, I don't pursue vendettas or punch people on the nose. — John Prescott

Elise, you're taking this too seriously. We're men. If we have a problem, we punch one another. It's just how we handle things. — K.M. Shea

Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a good punch in the nose. — Tim McGraw

She would have punched him, if she'd had a magical punch-erasing time machine about her person. — Charlotte Stein

At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. — E. E. Cummings

Threatening the High Warlock. Better and better. Maybe we should head down to vampire clan headquarters and punch Anselm Nightshade in the face. — Cassandra Clare

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. — Bruce Lee

Yeah, totally. I punch myself in the arms a lot. It's a real problem. — Courtney Summers

I have a face you want to punch: — Gillian Flynn

I don't even remember if he hurt me with even one punch. Amazing what the result is. — Manny Pacquiao

The stupid boy has the nerve to laugh. I sit up and punch him in the gut. Stupid boy ain't laughing now. Now he's too busy grunting in pain. — April Brookshire

But that's the thing about the sucker punch; the sucker element hurts worse than the punch. — Emily Giffin

The Federal Reserve ... is in the position of the chaperone who has ordered the punch bowl removed just when the party was really warming up. — William McChesney Martin

I had a very nice, cozy childhood. I did lots of plays at school and worked with the National Youth Theatre as a teenager. — Lucy Punch

A CD of great music and drums that punch with power and energy. — Vinny Appice

Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat. — William Safire

Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak. — Rick Riordan