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Gemma walked up behind her and did the crazy sign, which since she was a psychiatrist seemed very unprofessional. — Darynda Jones

No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result. — Theo Van Gogh

As for being responsible or irresponsible, we don't recognize those notions, they're for policemen and courtroom psychiatrists. — Gilles Deleuze

If king needs to be treated by psychiatrist,
then the people need replacements for both. — Toba Beta

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do. — Peter Breggin

A psychiatrist is the God of our age. But they cost money. — Sylvia Plath

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist — Eric Idle

(there is no one, but no one, more gullible than a psychiatrist), — Robert Barnard

Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life. — Lois Greiman

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped. — Tim Vine

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen

Many years later, a psychiatrist friend of mine said something to us. He said, "Respect denial." It's a powerful force. — Ron Suskind

Never diagnosed the enemy before. — Henry V. O'Neil

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic. — Dorothy Kilgallen

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined. — Jane Ace

I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so much. — Metta World Peace

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist. — Lesley-Anne Down

When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world. — Stevie Wonder

I wonder if my shrink (sorry, psychiatrist) was a woman not a man I'd be in a better or worse state? — Fay Weldon

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis. — Diane Keaton

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. — Muriel Spark

My dear son, It is a puzzle worthy of the best psychiatrist that a human life can be so utterly void and at the same time filled to bursting with — Michael Chabon

I know each conversation with a psychiatrist in the morning made me want to hang myself because I knew I could not strangle him. — Antonin Artaud

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams

The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting. — Mason Cooley

Women are very complicated, even if you are a psychiatrist. — Francois Lelord

My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

The psychiatrist must become a fellow traveler with his patient. — R.D. Laing

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist. — Ray Bradbury

Science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine." — George Howe Colt

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away. — Saul Bellow

The guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle. — Steven Morrissey

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield

Once I Knew A Lovely Psychiatrist.
I Always Thought She Had The Worst Patients.

P. Hermans — Petra Hermans

If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist — Ray Davies

When people come and visit me and have a hat made, it's a little bit like visiting a psychiatrist, but they don't actually realize that. — Philip Treacy

Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior. — Herbert Stein

My psychiatrist can lick your psychiatrist. — John Berryman

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable. — Jack Whitehall

Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face. — Lisa Scottoline

I'm a practicing psychiatrist and I think that I really believe in the advances of psychiatry. Our diagnoses are more precise. — Jonathan Michel Metzl

If you want to express yourself, you need the services of a lover or a psychiatrist; if you want to express a book, you might conceivably manage it. — Jill Paton Walsh

If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist. — Ozzy Osbourne

He didn't necessarily think that it was okay, but when a psychiatrist says 'okay', it just means 'I understand what you're saying. — Francois Lelord

An editor who is a mentor, advisor, and psychiatrist. Don't kid yourself-a good editor will make your book better. — Guy Kawasaki

I have no hang-ups. I don't have to go to psychiatrists. — Dan Lauria

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. — Rodney Dangerfield

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. — James Thurber

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't or everyone. — Larry Brown

Like Chekhov, I am a collector of souls ... if I hadn't been an artist, I could have been a psychiatrist. — Alice Neel

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission. — Charles Krauthammer

I don't know whether to call a medical doctor or psychiatrist," she said to Bailey, "but I refuse to call an exorcist. — Dean Koontz

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one. — Barbara Woodhouse

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist. — Tanya Tucker

I'd rather spend $200 a month to board a horse I only ride once or twice a month than to pay the same price to talk to a psychiatrist. — Jerry Orange

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman

Remember that in 1993 a company with a bad Web site needed an engineer. Today, a company with a bad Web site needs a psychiatrist. — Philip Greenspun

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist. — Ed Koch

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams

I'm afraid to see a psychiatrist about the voices in my head. She might know who they are. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. — Kathy Lette

French psychiatrist Pierre Janet: "Every life is a piece of art, put together with all means available." As — Bessel A. Van Der Kolk

For a psychiatrist to be any good, he has to be willing to corner you, close off the easy exits, even when it hurts. It's supposed to. (46) — Keith Ablow

I had to work with a psychiatrist. — Felix Baumgartner

An editor is like a priest or a psychiatrist; if you get the wrong one then you are better off alone. — Toni Morrison

People talked more openly to a psychiatrist than they did to a priest because a doctor couldn't threaten them with Hell. — Paulo Coelho

I'm not a psychiatrist. — Quincy Jones

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. — Amanda Bearse

But hey, at least we'll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I'm a psychiatrist's wet dream. — Kendare Blake

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield

A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer. — R.D. Laing

Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions. — John Gierach

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients. — John Malkovich

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist. — David Greenberg

I never went to a psychologist or psychiatrist in my life. Never. You know, Italians are a little prejudiced against that kind of thing. — Francis Ford Coppola

I feel sorry for every Therapist, Psychologist, and Psychiatrist I've ever met. I know I've put thoughts in their mind they will never forget. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch. — John Wayne

I always wanted to be a psychiatrist. — Ester Dean

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist. — Lisa Unger

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! — Rodney Dangerfield

A sound philosophy of life, I think, may be the most valuable asset for a psychiatrist to have when he is treating a patient. — Viktor E. Frankl

My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified — Stanley Victor Paskavich

My father was a psychiatrist and a social worker but he was a very talented painter and musician and writer on the side. — Tunde Adebimpe

Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign. — Michael Crichton

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. — Rodney Dangerfield

I think I need a psychiatrist because I do believe I am mentally disturbed in some way. — Tyson Fury

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. — Jerome Lawrence

Music is like a psychiatrist. You can tell your guitar things that you can't tell people. And it will answer you with things people can't tell you. — Paul McCartney

I'm not going more mad," I said. "I've stabilized. I'm practically normal. Even my non-hallucinatory psychiatrist acknowledges that. — Brandon Sanderson

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch. — Patti Page

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone

You keep saying that and I keep suggesting a psychiatrist. Maybe it's time you take my advice. — Jocelyn Adams

Willie did not need a psychiatrist to explain this woman's glamour profile: Neiman-Marcus-camouflage for a serious absence of soul. — Linda McDonald

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch. — Marshall McLuhan

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' — Ronnie Shakes

If I wasn't in fashion, I would have been a psychiatrist. — Tamara Mellon