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What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows. — J.K. Rowling

It's not proper for a professor to go before a class and promote one party or another. That's not academic scholarship. — Juan Cole

I dont think you havin a bad day, Professor. I think you havin a bad life. — Cormac McCarthy

There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor. — J.K. Rowling

A student of wisdom becomes a professor of life. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The professor ignored Lynn's comments and proceeded with his lecture. — Sherman Alexie

The professor is not merely an information dispensing machine, but a skilled navigator of a complex landscape. — William Badke

My mother wanted me to be a professor, because I have several people in my family who are professors at university. — Jose Manuel Barroso

The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, '50s, '60s and '70s. — Robert M. Parker Jr.

Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an unfathomable gulf. — Jules Verne

Will you gentlemen take breakfast with me?' asked the Professor. There is little need to record the answer to that particular question. — Robert Rankin

And that was the very end of the adventure of the wardrobe. But if the Professor was right, it was only the beginning of the adventures of Narnia. — C.S. Lewis

My beautiful professor ... I want to bath in your beauty. — Anonymous

If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something. — Brother Ali

Lincoln was less well-read than many a professor or journalist, but what he read, he read deeply. — Richard Brookhiser

I'm a professor of national security studies, and I know a lot more about fighting than Rumsfeld does. — Barry McCaffrey

The only teaching that a professor can give, in my opinion, is that of thinking in front of his students. — Henri Lebesgue

But one does not make living writing poetry unless you're a professor, and one frankly doesn't get a lot of girls as a poet. — Jeffery Deaver

There are no enemies in science, professor. Only phenomena to study. — Charles Lederer

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

- Be careful, professor. We don't yet know whose hands the town is in.

- Whoever they belong to, they're the same hands. — Evelio Rosero

Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana. — ZIZEK

Poisonous toadstools don't change their spots. — J.K. Rowling

Jews are responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world. — Professor Griff

I am what is called a professor emeritus - from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be. — Stephen Leacock

Our Headmaster is taking a short break,' said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window. — J.K. Rowling

Oh, Ron, what's it to you if my schedule's a bit full?" Hermione snapped. "I told you, I've fixed it all with Professor McGonagall. — J.K. Rowling

She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraiser — Kailin Gow

Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor. — J.K. Rowling

I'm a professor. I know that people in research labs can do miraculous things if they're given the resources. — Randy Pausch

Part of me wanted to get a graduate degree in political science. Had I done that, I suppose I would have become a college professor. — Samuel Alito

Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. — Rube Goldberg

Like the college professor he was, Kittredge groped only for big words, and, finding no apt ones, he coined a lot of untranslatable new ones. — Kurt Vonnegut

The most reliable predictor of whether students liked a course, it turned out, was their answer to the question 'Did the professor respect you? — Kwame Anthony Appiah

He was wearing Professor Quirrell's turban, which kept talking to him, telling him he must transfer to Slytherin at once, because it was his destiny. — J.K. Rowling

Hogwarts is threatened!" shouted Professor McGonagall. "Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school! — J.K. Rowling

There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it. — Neil Postman

Professor Osterweis taught us how to structure a speech: introduction, three main points, peroration, and conclusion. — George W. Bush

Carl Becker has defined a professor as a man who thinks otherwise; a scholar is a man who otherwise thinks. — Randall Jarrell

My dad's a pastor and a seminary professor; my mom, she has such great faith. — Allyson Felix

Russian medical Professor — Artour Rakhimov

On a medical school professor noted for slowly, carefully interviewing the patient: He taught the love of truth. — David McCullough

Misguided liberal Joseph Stiglitz.Columbia University professor and Nobel Prize winner, claims the American dream is dead. — Jedediah Bila

My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife -
She married a house? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dinosaurs are reptiles, sir," said Professor Steg. "We do not go in for milk. — Neil Gaiman

I look for the words, Professor. I look for the words because I believe that the words is the way to your heart. — Cormac McCarthy

In college, I had an early introduction to classical genetics from Professor Dan Lindsley, also an extraordinary teacher who influenced me greatly. — Bruce Beutler

When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students. — Alan Perlis

It is almost possible to measure a writer's skill by the dexterity with which he repeats, and yet avoids monotony. — George G. Williams

Why do we write fiction? Professor Piper asked.
Cath looked down at her notebook.
To disappear. — Rainbow Rowell

A lot of young filmmakers bring their movies to my dad because he always gives lots of good editing ideas and notes. He'd be a good film professor. — Sofia Coppola

I can't give a Professor love! — J.K. Rowling

In my experience, the world's happiest man is a young professor building bookcases. — Wallace Stegner

No. I'm here because you told me to come home. But we both know I won't truly be home until I'm back between your sheets, Professor. He — Ella Frank

I would a great deal rather be anything, say professor of history, than vice president. — Theodore Roosevelt

I am a professor at Stanford; I am a happy professor at Stanford. That's where I'm staying. — Condoleezza Rice

on that more than anything else. But crazy pants Professor aside, — J. Lynn

I didn't know at all I wanted to do TV. I thought I might go to law school. I might want to become a history professor. — Carlton Cuse

Professor Obama has at least talked to us like we're adults. — Nancy Gibbs

I am a professor at the computer science department, but I don't know how to use a computer, not even for Email. — Endre Szemeredi

Allow me to say that I would long since have committed suicide had desisting made me a professor of Latin. — Ezra Pound

When face to face with our demons our destiny is in reach. — David W. Earle

Do or don't, there is no don. Don is an honor not bestowed on any procrastinator, not even a professor at Oxford. — Jarod Kintz

You wanted to see me, Professor? — Nenia Campbell

Hugo is a raven,and, as such he knows many things. I, meanwhile, am Hodge Starkweathe, a professor of history, as such, I do not know nearly enough. — Cassandra Clare

Well, I'm glad that you and I are now so comfortable in our relationship that you can advise me on how to seduce my professor, I joked. — Zack Love

He dinna act like an Alpha."
"He does in some areas. — Gail Carriger

He might have lost his mind, but never his fashion sense. — Gail Carriger

You're a professor of astrophysics? And you want to be the ship's cook?" "Is the job in space?" "Yes." "Then I wish to be the ship's cook, — Anonymous

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker. — Ogden Nash

I'm not from the arts, I'm a law professor. But I think we need more poetry in politics. — Zephyr Teachout

Or they aliens like that professor with the hair say. I wasn't sure who uni lisi was talking about, — Faith Hunter

Man is mortal, and as the professor so rightly said mortality can come so suddenly — Mikhail Bulgakov

I wasn't a normal professor. I had worked in government. I hadn't written nine zillion books. I was a hands-on professor. — Madeleine Albright

The professor stared straight ahead. He felt Husam's eyes upon him. He clenched his hands together tightly, lest their shaking reveal everything. — Christian F. Burton

What do you think I'm a professor of? The little finger? (On offers of honorary doctorates.) — Henri Cartier-Bresson

My mind is just as open as it ever was, professor. But it's a scientific mind, and there's no place in it for superstitions. — Garrett Fort

One of my goals as a professor of English is to teach students to recognize and think critically about what makes something art. — Andrew Hoberek

Professor Henry Higgins: She's an owl, sickened by a few days of *my* sunshine. — George Bernard Shaw

My wife was a licensed psychologist by profession and a college professor of psychology. — Marvin Sapp

...the most important thing you must remember when dealing with a politically biased professor is to be friendly. — Lee Doren

To be alive, Professor Sharif, means not being completely consistent. — David Lagercrantz

To be a philosopher you do not need to be a professor but you do have to love and understand nature. — Debasish Mridha

The sign on the outside of the office door said: LADISLAV PELC, D.M.PHIL, PREHUMOUS PROFESSOR OF MORBID BIBLIOMANCY. — Terry Pratchett

Any effect, constant, theorem or equation named after Professor X was first discovered by Professor Y , for some value of Y not equal to X. — John C. Baez

A professor is one who can speak on any subject - for precisely fifty minutes. — Norbert Wiener

If you're going to spend a long time locked in somebody's basement, take a professor with you. — Terry H. Anderson

I'd love to go to school and have a normal life, but I don't see any professor at Yale being able to teach me more than Steven Spielberg. — Shia Labeouf

My dad was an English professor. — Blake Lively

Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys. — John Henry Carver

To nobody's surprise, Professor Sprout started their lesson by lecturing them about the importance of O.W.L.s. Harry — J.K. Rowling

I want to be remembered as a professor who said a lot of stupid things to his students. — Arne Naess

When you succeed, you become the professor of the world — Bangambiki Habyarimana

My dad, the old professor, used to say, 'Never get into an argument about what's folk music and what isn't.' — Pete Seeger

I've heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a professor — Tucker Max

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized. — Derek Landy

Ah, professor, if only you had discovered a way of rejuvenating hair! Chapter 2 — Mikhail Bulgakov

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas. — H.L. Mencken

I want to be an activist professor. — Tariq Ramadan

My occupation is an open question. I was once an assistant professor of mathematics. Since then, I have spent time living in the woods of Montana. — Theodore Kaczynski