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Problems Funny Quotes By Amit Kalantri: Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

Problems Funny Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: Is it me? Is it like I have

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? — Lisa Kudrow

Problems Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. — Rick Riordan

Problems Funny Quotes By Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Problems Funny Quotes By Keith Johnstone: Don't come on to be funny - come

Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems. — Keith Johnstone

Problems Funny Quotes By Pawan Mishra: There is no point in housing troubles inside

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra

Problems Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even

Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even a little?"
"I'm sure. — Lauren Oliver

Problems Funny Quotes By Jonathan Harvey: I'm not posh! I'm just southern

I'm not posh! I'm just southern — Jonathan Harvey

Problems Funny Quotes By Ned Vizzini: I like how you don't hide your problems

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini

Problems Funny Quotes By Greg Garcia: That's the funny thing about havin' a kid.

That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly. — Greg Garcia

Problems Funny Quotes By Pablo: If a problem can be solved, there is

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate — Pablo

Problems Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Problems Funny Quotes By Kym Whitley: A woman is a woman. A woman has

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley

Problems Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You know those guys that go to the

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

Problems Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: If you're a struggling artist having money problems

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. — Nicole McKay

Problems Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: There are very few personal problems that can't

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones