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Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Douglas Alexander: What we are going to offer is not

What we are going to offer is not a one-way communication, but one-to-one communication. — Douglas Alexander

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Fay Weldon: During the day she would read science fiction

During the day she would read science fiction novels. In the evenings she watched television. And she ate, and ate, and drank, and ate. — Fay Weldon

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Tom Perrotta: Oddly emphatic, as if she'd been waiting all

Oddly emphatic, as if she'd been waiting all day for a chance to discuss the weather. — Tom Perrotta

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Neil Gaiman: He had noticed that events were cowards: they

He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once. — Neil Gaiman

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Madeleine Vionnet: Taste is the feeling that permits one to

Taste is the feeling that permits one to tell the difference between what is beautiful and what is merely spectacular. — Madeleine Vionnet

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Ted Turner: What the Bible says is really true-it's better

What the Bible says is really true-it's better to give than to receive. — Ted Turner

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Russell Smith: What I don't understand is why men have

What I don't understand is why men have decided that they like wearing hats indoors. It makes no sense to me. — Russell Smith

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Saint Ignatius: The more completely we focus our attention on

The more completely we focus our attention on our Creator and Lord, the less chance there is of our being distracted by creatures. — Saint Ignatius

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me.

I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again. — Salman Rushdie

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By George R R Martin: So Ned bent his head and wrote, but

So Ned bent his head and wrote, but where the king had said "my son Joffrey," he scrawled "my heir" instead. — George R R Martin

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Arjun Rampal: I am not metrosexual. I am not macho.

I am not metrosexual. I am not macho. I am normal. I don't even wear nail paint. — Arjun Rampal

Prince Albert Funny Quotes By Jeanette Winterson: She wanted to kiss the hesitation of his

She wanted to kiss the hesitation of his throat. — Jeanette Winterson