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Because I'm nervous and I eat when I'm nervous, he said, looking at me from the side.
— Nicole Williams
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
He who desires nothing but God is rich and happy.
— Alphonsus Liguori
A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
— Mark Twain
In teen years, people yearned to be liked; in their twenties, to be impressive; in their thirties, to be needed
— Tom Rachman
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
I, too, get scared, but it's at such moments that I discover a wisdom that is beyond me, and I go forward.
— Paulo Coelho
It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
I'm amazed by the misconceptions about Muslim women and the Arab world that I hear, and that really does hurt me.
— Queen Rania Of Jordan
Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." - Bats 2015
— Fred Barnett