Pretzels Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Pretzels

Pretzels Quotes & Sayings

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We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop. — Robyn Peterman

Eddie scowled into his bowl of pretzels. The other two guys passed gas in harmony. — Rick Riordan

Once a fight has started, if you get involved in thinking about what to do, you will be cut down by your opponent with the very next blow. — Yagyu Munenori

MISS LOVEJOY WASN'T impressed by my story. She — Jacqueline Wilson

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

Confident people tend to evaluate their opinions alongside those of others and then follow their intuition. — Sam Owen

My mother always said, 'When you're eating pretzels, chew before you swallow'. Always listen to your mother. — George W. Bush

I have great expectations for our company; pretzels were just the beginning. — Nell Newman

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. — Sarah Bird

A distorted perspective of mankind is a terrible independence — Sunday Adelaja

Crud. What was she supposed to do? Protect herself or the pretzels? — Stephanie Rowe

Always chew on your pretzels before you swallow. — George W. Bush

Teen readers can see aspects of themselves in the teen authors, which in a way, validates their experiences. — Deborah Reber

The church is not going to survive if they are going to tell people that they have to twist their minds into 1st century pretzels. — John Shelby Spong

The radical Left loves attacking people as anti-science when anyone dares question their computer models on global warming. — Ted Cruz

Yoga's nothing but young girls twistin' themselves into pretzels and prayin' to the devil. — Carey Corp

Well say something, dammit, I'm choking on pretzels! — Russ Martin

It is always nice to get to finals, but never nice to lose in them. — Alan Smith

And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those? — Wally Lamb

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it? — Garrison Keillor

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels ... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone. — Dana Gould

These pretzels are making me thirsty! — Jerry Seinfeld

But you can't just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence. You have to put in hard work. — Lee Haney

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch. — Terry Pratchett

Dreamers can never be tamed — Paulo Coelho

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher