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That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.
— Michael Jai White
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun
I would rather be called funny than pretty.
— Nia Vardalos
I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.
— Britt Nicole
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
And what exactly is it that you do?""I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble. — Bard Constantine
Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud!
— Barbara Kruger
I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.
— Michael Jordan
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
— Melonie Diaz
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
— Betty White
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
— Noel Fielding
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
— George Foreman
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.
— James L. Brooks
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
If it's funny enough, you can pretty much do anything.
— Dan Alatorre
I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.
— Matt McGorry
Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever.
— Jenny Lawson
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.
— Chelsea Handler
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
— Brian Posehn
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
— Kristen Johnston
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker
— Holly Schindler
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
— Adam Carolla
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough.
— John Wyndham
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.
— T. R. Knight
These Korean shopkeepers seem pretty angry at me for not being Korean.
— Stephen Schneider
I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.
— Olivia Wilde
Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
— Allison Jones
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
— Jack Black
I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
— Robin Williams
Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.
— Kevin Focke
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.
— Charlton Heston
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
— Steven Wright
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough.
— Darynda Jones
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
— Jerry Coleman
I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy.
— Matt Berninger
He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.
— Kristen Ashley
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude ...
— Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...
— Haven Kimmel
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular.
— Gilbert Morris
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.
— Melissa Landers
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
