Positive Funny Quotes
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Positive Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember - that they're loved and valued by mom and dad.
— Gary Smalley
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Lord help us all. They'll dub this one the shit war, Betsy said.
— Carolyn Brown
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
— Oscar Wilde
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Chasing Around Woman is not considered manly among Italins, It's a sign of weak character
— Ed Falco
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
We all dream / isn't that the point?
— Dakota Lane