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I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. — Roseanne Barr

Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973. — Harvey Fierstein

We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple. — Gail Carriger

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry. — P. J. O'Rourke

Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I — Richard Kadrey

The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep, And dreamed of tasting pork to-morrow. — Winthrop Mackworth Praed

You can't say that you need to burn witches and shun gay men but eat pork and wear all the mixed fibers you want!! — Heidi Cullinan

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. — Shane Koyczan

I've had no shellfish and no pork for quite some time. — Amar'e Stoudemire

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me. — Bill Callahan

Pulled pork jokes never get old. — Joel Edgerton

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. — Anthony Bourdain

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork. — Khaled Hosseini

First the pork chops, then morality — Bertolt Brecht

Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies. — Fred W. Friendly

I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans. — Dusty Rhodes

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. — Phil Gramm

Cannibals say that we taste like pork, and bacon is my spirit animal, so we're probably delicious. — Jenny Lawson

I used to dream about bringing a knife to therapy and slicing her into pork chop-sized pieces. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Now that we have the line-item veto there is no excuse for Congress to put pork in and no reason for the president not to line-item veto it out. — John McCain

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. — Lewis Black

How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?" Saurfang smiled. "I don't eat pork. — Christie Golden

Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones. — Rory Freedman

Before I became a Muslim, I ate pork and chased women
but all that stuff stopped. — Muhammad Ali

The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies. — Lorraine Bracco

There had to be men out there besides Pop and Howard who didn't smell like pork and sizzle in the morning. — Lia Fairchild

The tax code will never be simplified in our lifetime because it's not about taxes; it's about congressmen distributing the pork. — Rita Mae Brown

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast. — Benedict Cumberbatch

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop. — Dana Gould

Since this is the age of science, not religion, psychiatrists are our rabbis, heroin is our pork, and the addict is the unclean person. — Thomas Szasz

Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun. — Ken Wheaton

Maybe that's how I'll know I've found true love--when I find a man who will eat burnt biscuits and dry pork chops. — Sarah Loudin Thomas

Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you. — Cristina Henriquez

This, my children," Alistair said proudly, "was barbecue pork." Dan rapped his fingers against the latch. "Been out in the sun for a long time. — Peter Lerangis

If you knew what those [pork rinds] did to your body, you wouldn't eat them.'
'If you knew when the last time I ate was, you wouldn't bother me. — Jodi Picoult

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. — Colin Baker

As with most things in life, Lady Maccon preferred the civilized exterior to the dark underbelly (with the exception of pork products, of course.) — Gail Carriger

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. — Jim Cooper

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat. — Delia Smith

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain. — Big Pun

Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should. — Kelly J. Cogswell

Pork is not a vegetable. — Jordon Quattlebaum

Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more. — Syd Barrett

[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork.
from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals — Duff Goldman

The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself. — Umberto Eco

Pork is my friend. — Tom Douglas

He would butcher it as soon as the weather was cold enough to keep the pork frozen. Once — Laura Ingalls Wilder

Prayer never brought in no side-meat. Takes a shoat to bring in pork. — John Steinbeck

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. — Michael Biehn

I'm ashamed that Congress finds billions for pork-barrel subsidies but fails to find money for veterans' health care. — John McCain

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. — Maya Angelou

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off. — Aasif Mandvi

I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after! — Misty Copeland

There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man. — Philip Gibbs

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. — Mamie Eisenhower

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. — Joel Salatin

You two fit like pork and beans. — P.G. Wodehouse

I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork. — Joni Ernst

Thirty minutes later I reached my destination - the Pork Pit. — Jennifer Estep

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. — Christien Meindertsma

I didn't eat pork either. Except bacon, of course. Everyone eats bacon. — Tarryn Fisher

There is a Yiddish saying: If I am going to be forced to eat pork, it better be of the best kind. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The bill's a textbook example of special interest pork barrel politics at work, and I have no choice but to veto it. — Ronald Reagan

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. — Nikita Khrushchev

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels. — George H. W. Bush

No sausage? he asked.
Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork. — Mark Twain

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. — Frank Zappa

I'm not much of a drinker, so I'm going to eat seven pounds of pork. — Billy Bob Thornton

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. — Ed Begley Jr.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. — Bam Bam Bigelow

To light a lamp as a source of light is about as wasteful of energy as to burn down ones house to roast one's pork. — J.B.S. Haldane

Love is a lot like pork: there's loin steak and there's bologna. Each has its own place and function. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. — Ted Stevens

In North Carolina, barbecue means pork, child. Hot dogs and hamburgers on a grill - that's called 'cooking out' around here, — Sarah Addison Allen

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her. — Eva Ibbotson

If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork. — James Beard

The reason we use all natural, hormone-free, antibiotic-free Berkshire pork belly, beef, and chicken is that it's the right thing to do. — Eddie Huang

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. — Josh Henderson

Dad determined when the pork lard was hot enough for frying by dropping a match into it; if the match lit, the lard was hot enough. — Paul Prudhomme

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? — Allen Ginsberg

What are you two talking about?" Gladys asked.
"We're talkin' about roses, chicken chips, and pork rinds," he said. — Carolyn Brown

White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword. — Carmen Jenner

Look, she doesn't like pork," [Blue] said. "Take her someplace they use lots of butter. And don't ever say the word chuckle around her. She hates it. — Maggie Stiefvater

A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him! — Charles Dickens

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America. — John McCain

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. — David Chang

A wry smile crossed Havens' lips. Pork here in an overwhelmingly Muslim population was a stupid thought, even for self-talk.
OK, turkey bacon. — J.T. Patten

I object to you using words like squander and pork. What is pork in one part of the country is an essential project in another part. — John Breaux

Much of the DOE green energy lending program is a scam. It is a slush fund of pork for paying back campaign contributors. — Dick Morris

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten