Poodle Quotes
Collection of top 46 famous quotes about Poodle
Poodle Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
— Frank Carson
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.
— Gene Simmons
And her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle.
— Daniel O'Malley
So I was a poodle of the future; I made prophecies.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
What's that?""That's my attack poodle. — Ilona Andrews
Love ... is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite ...
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
— Craig Shoemaker
In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.
— Gene Simmons
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
— George Jean Nathan
Zach tagged along after her, feeling like a stray mutt panting after a purebred poodle.
— Jami Davenport
The boys at the baths loved me. Of course, they were all drunk and high and would've loved a French poodle barking out "Jingle Bells"!
— Holly Woodlawn
Her parents had basically abdicated their roles as guardians and she was building a bomb. In order to kill a poodle.
— Kristen Tracy
Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle.
— Raymond Chandler
Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.
— Charles A. Murray
I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.
— Olivia Cunning
Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?""That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun? — Ilona Andrews
Kate Daniels and her deadly attack poodle. Kill me, somebody. Julie, my adopted niece, would have a field day with this.
— Ilona Andrews
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
— Steve Martin
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.
— Evan Peters
WE GET ADVICE FROM A POODLE
— Rick Riordan
Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.
— Stacey Marie Brown
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Yo! Hold my poodle!
— Shawn Wayans
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
— Vanessa Hudgens
Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.
— Ilona Andrews
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
— Brad Garrett
Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.
— Douglas Adams
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
— Louis Sabin
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
— Phil Zimmermann
He looked at me the way you'd look at a poodle that suddenly started reciting Hamlet.
— Serra Elinsen
If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole.
— Rick Riordan
As he came leaping in, the poodle did not heed it.The matter now seems turned about;
The Devil's in the house and can't get out. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
— Pablo Picasso
Are you defending my honor by parading me around like a coiffed poodle to prove I'm hotter than Griffin?
— Genna Rulon
I said hello to the poodle.
— Rick Riordan
I named him Poodle, beginning a long tradition of functional pet naming.
— John Elder Robison
The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it.
— Frank Zappa
Who is that?""Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
Son of a poodle.
— Michael Darling