Poodle Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about Poodle

Poodle Quotes & Sayings

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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. — Frank Carson

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. — Gene Simmons

Presently a vagrant poodle dog came idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the quiet, weary of captivity, sighing for change. — Mark Twain

And her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle. — Daniel O'Malley

So I was a poodle of the future; I made prophecies. — Jean-Paul Sartre

What's that?"
"That's my attack poodle. — Ilona Andrews

Love ... is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker

I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands. — Gene Simmons

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan

Zach tagged along after her, feeling like a stray mutt panting after a purebred poodle. — Jami Davenport

The boys at the baths loved me. Of course, they were all drunk and high and would've loved a French poodle barking out "Jingle Bells"! — Holly Woodlawn

Her parents had basically abdicated their roles as guardians and she was building a bomb. In order to kill a poodle. — Kristen Tracy

Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She's goofy and silly and sweet. — Garth Stein

Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle. — Raymond Chandler

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. — Charles A. Murray

If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle! — Kresley Cole

I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle. — Olivia Cunning

Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?"
"That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun? — Ilona Andrews

Kate Daniels and her deadly attack poodle. Kill me, somebody. Julie, my adopted niece, would have a field day with this. — Ilona Andrews

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. — Steve Martin

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip. — Stanley Coren

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack. — Evan Peters

WE GET ADVICE FROM A POODLE — Rick Riordan

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter. — Stacey Marie Brown

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence

Yo! Hold my poodle! — Shawn Wayans

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation. — Mart Crowley

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. — Vanessa Hudgens

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. — Ilona Andrews

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. — Brad Garrett

Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow. — Douglas Adams

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. — Louis Sabin

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. — Phil Zimmermann

He looked at me the way you'd look at a poodle that suddenly started reciting Hamlet. — Serra Elinsen

If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole. — Rick Riordan

As he came leaping in, the poodle did not heed it.
The matter now seems turned about;
The Devil's in the house and can't get out. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. — Pablo Picasso

Are you defending my honor by parading me around like a coiffed poodle to prove I'm hotter than Griffin? — Genna Rulon

I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan

I named him Poodle, beginning a long tradition of functional pet naming. — John Elder Robison

The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it. — Frank Zappa

Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews

Son of a poodle. — Michael Darling