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Policeman Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I once asked a policeman how far it

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it". — Rodney Dangerfield

Policeman Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Jewish man pulls up to the curb

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" — Henny Youngman

Policeman Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: This policeman came up to me with a

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." — Tim Vine