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Marty used to tell her she had the world's worst poker face: her feelings floated across her features like reflections on a still pond. — Jojo Moyes

God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa. — David Foster Wallace

My sister, Fern. In the whole wide world, my only red poker chip. — Karen Joy Fowler

You are a soulless monster whose fright mask is incapable of capturing human expressions. — Colson Whitehead

Biology keeps culture on a leash, which is why you can't teach a dog to play poker, never mind all those lying paintings. — Gregory Cochran

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker. — Richard Roeper

I never really gambled - certainly not playing poker. I'd casually bet on a football game or joined a pool. — Jason Gedrick

If I were a burning smolder, he was the poker, stirring
me into flames. — S. Jae-Jones

The pros really like all the new people playing poker because they love the dead money; but when the money wins they don't like that very much at all. — Chris Moneymaker

Watch, hell,' Walt said. 'This is strip poker. What kind of homo wants to sit around and watch four guys get naked? — David Sedaris

With words as valueless as poker chips, we play games whose object it is to keep us from seeing each other's cards. — Frederick Buechner

Telekinetic Poker Players
You can tell telekinetic poker-players are bluffing ~
they raise you. — Beryl Dov

When people use the word 'science,' it's often a tell, like in poker, that you're bluffing. — Peter Thiel

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright

Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter's hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid with your fire poker — Anne Eliot

Jake. From Philadelphia." Then he shook everybody's hand, like he was joining a poker game. Another Jacob. Michael turned to his brother whose eyes — Alice McDermott

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. — Jackie Robinson

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks. — Penn Jillette

I love to go to casinos with my wife. I play poker, and she's an old-fashioned slot queen. She even has a visor. — Patrick Wilson

Teens had the world's best built-in poker face: a hormone-fueled, constant glare of bored contempt. — Barry Lyga

Life! What Inscrutable Card Shall Ye Throw Next Upon the Soft Felt of Our Days? — Colson Whitehead

Screenwriting is like poker; in the end, you have to go all in. — A.D. Posey

I like blackjack. I like the psychology of poker. — Joshua Bell

For the most part, I get to do what I want to do. If I want to play poker, I can. If I don't want to play poker, I don't have to. — Chris Moneymaker

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. — Drew Carey

The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play. — Chris Moneymaker

The world had been stirred by a hot poker, and sparks of crazy were flying. — Laini Taylor

She puts on her poker face; I don't have any extra faces to put on, just the normal Craig face. — Ned Vizzini

The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker. — Kate Hudson

I'm the first person in my family to play poker. — Chris Moneymaker

Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents. — Anonymous

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee

Why the fuck do you think I'm so tired?" I say to her.
"Because you play too much online poker?" she says. — Sarah Noffke

Sure I care about it, just not enough to play cards with my integrity as a poker chip. — Michael D. O'Brien

I'm like a poker player, bluffing with whatever cards equal a really shitty hand. I should mention that I have no fucking idea how to play poker. "You — Matthew Norman

Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. — Jason Alexander

A girl's gotta have her Mystery.
You can hardly win at poker if your cards lay bare on the table for all to see...
One need be Strategic... — Daleen Van Tonder

You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced. — Rick Riordan

Always liquor before you poker — Penelope Ward

To make love last, you've got to treat it like the ultimate poker hand; you've got to go all in. — Max Hawthorne

There's more at risk in what happens in Microsoft than I could ever bet on a poker table. — David Einhorn

I'm not a good poker player, but I've got one bluffing technique - as long as you're quick with the blinds, you're fine. — Sienna Guillory

Beat me, hurt me, fight me and I'll bounce back, but be nice to me? I folded quicker than a banker in a high-stakes poker game. — Pippa DaCosta

He looked like he could tie a knot in a fire poker, eat it, and crap it out straight. — Megan Abbott

Poker has such an element of competitivness that other games don't have. — Chris Moneymaker

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning. — Wilford Brimley

At my first tournament, about four years ago, I got four twos. Now I have a poker problem. I do win every so often, so that's what keeps me going. — Cheryl Hines

Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie - and it's perfectly acceptable. — Cheryl Hines

Mum," said Christopher. "It's a demon. I don't think a poker will hurt it."

"It will where I'm going to put it," said Mrs. Mayer. — John Connolly

The hope that people walk into poker halls with and the despair they leave with was something I researched by actually visiting these poker halls. — Jason Gedrick

The best part about poker is there's no down side. — Samantha Bee

I have a good poker face because I am half dead inside. — Colson Whitehead

I don't like uncertainty. I don't play poker. I don't like bluffing. — Joss Whedon

a poker-rectumed pillar of the establishment [Marcus Corvinus on a Roman Senator] — David Wishart

Bein' born is craps," he decided. He glanced at Morg and let loose that sly, lopsided smile of his. "How we live is poker. — Mary Doria Russell

They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot. — Howard Tayler

You get steely nerves playing poker. — Nate Silver

Bein' born is craps. How we live is poker. Mamma played a bad hand well. — Mary Doria Russell

I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table. — Al Alvarez

You can't write music right unless you know how the man that'll play it plays poker. — Duke Ellington

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12. — Richard Roeper

Although I don't gamble in life - I've never played poker - I do gamble on stage. I gamble with myself: 'Can I do this?' — Mikhail Baryshnikov

It's nice to have other hobbies, other than golf. I've played football, I play tennis. I enjoy doing things other than golf, and poker is one of them. — Sergio Garcia

She had the world's worst poker face: her feelings floated across them like reflections on a still pond. — Jojo Moyes

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

Actors, we like our little cups of cappuccino and our personal umbrella-holders. Poker players, they've gotta be a little bit tougher. — Tom Everett Scott

One of the downsides of being a poker pro is that people see exactly how you play. — Jason Alexander

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants? — Susannah Scott

I have been on TV quite a few times as a poker player. — Jerry Buss

We stared out at the city that hummed and glittered like a computer chip deep in some unknowable machine, holding its secret like a poker hand — Janet Fitch

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy. — Warren Buffett

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker. — Mary Hunter Austin

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc. — Michael Ian Black

I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking. — Gena Rowlands

I believe I had a delirious idea of seizing the red-hot poker out of the fire, and running him through with it. — Charles Dickens

Poker is war. People pretend it is a game."
~Doyle Brunson — Kiara Delaney

In the dank utility room deep in the subbasements of my personality, a little man wiped his hands on his overalls and pulled the switch: More. — Colson Whitehead

You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. — Elizabeth Gilbert

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky. — Wilford Brimley

See not the face..
but only the eyes,
of the poker face. — Toba Beta

Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game. — Doyle Brunson

It was a test. That was just how we spoke. Every conversation a game of poker, every line a bet or a raise, a bluff or a call. "Party — Mark Lawrence

God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . . — Robyn Peterman

Whoever coined the phrase 'a man's got to play the hand that was dealt him' was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer. — Jeannette Walls

I might not be Silent any longer, but I still have the perfect poker face. — Nalini Singh

Come on," he said. "Bring the poker."
I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it. — P.G. Wodehouse

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people. — James Woods

I basically have paid for a piano and a flat-screen television completely with my poker earnings. I'm pretty good at it. — Robin Weigert

The Power Poker lottery would be won by a person having no ties to any Chicago street gangs or terrorists - Joe Normal. — Ridley Pearson

Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game. — James Altucher

NO POLITICIAN COULD devote as many evenings to poker and whiskey as had Henry Clay and expect a decorous presidential campaign. — Amy S. Greenberg

Daily fantasy sports is much closer to online poker than it is to traditional fantasy sports. — Eric Schneiderman

Bums playing strip poker with a robot. Unsettling. Thanks for showing me. — Matthew Loux

I'm not sorry it stopped. [on Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"] — David Mitchell

I'm going to be frank, Max ... "
"Of course. All cards on the table." But he gave me a poker smile. — Alfred Alcorn

I like to play poker. I have a nice poker group that's been going on for years. — Francine Pascal

Our poker table is eight guys, and then I'm the ninth; I'm usually the only girl at the table. — Laura Prepon

Every poker player is smarter than me. — Penn Jillette

I've become addicted to playing poker because you're constantly faced with confusion, and winning is trying to make sense out of nonsense. — Jason Calacanis

Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling. — Al Alvarez