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It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you. — Amy Poehler

Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that- that's what life is. — Amy Poehler

Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.' — Amy Poehler

Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler. — Mindy Kaling

Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College. — Amy Poehler

You can't look stupid if you're having fun. — Amy Poehler

I was trapped in an awful spiral of insecure narcissism — Amy Poehler

I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like. — Amy Poehler

You do it because the doing of it is the thing. The doing is the thing. The talking and worrying and thinking is not the thing. — Amy Poehler

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end. — Amy Poehler

Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission. — Amy Poehler

I like hard work and I don't like pretending things are perfect. — Amy Poehler

If you only get one roller-coaster ride, you don't want to be thinking about the second one when you're on it. — Greg Poehler

Taking risks and making choices is what makes life so exciting. — Amy Poehler

PUDDING IS DELICIOUS. — Amy Poehler

Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented. — Amy Poehler

Your brain is not your friend when you need to apologize. Your brain and your ego and your intellect all remind you of the facts. — Amy Poehler

11. If you don't eat pussy, keep walking. — Amy Poehler

I used to say that I wanted to make great art with people I love. Now I have an addendum to that goal: to get things on the air. — Amy Poehler

Do work that you are proud of with your talented friends. — Amy Poehler

I don't like it when bratty, privileged old white guys speak to me like I am their mouthy niece. — Amy Poehler

Always remember your kid's name, — Amy Poehler

But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. — Amy Poehler

watermelon cut in half and it was — Amy Poehler

I grew up watching skating all the time in the Olympic stuff. — Amy Poehler

I know enough now to know I know nothing. — Amy Poehler

Dancing is the great equalizer. It gets people out of their heads and into their bodies. — Amy Poehler

Your career and your passion don't always match up. — Amy Poehler

Finally, thank you, Dolly Parton. Just because. — Amy Poehler

Fall, and figure out what to do on your way down. — Amy Poehler

Even demons gotta sleep. — Amy Poehler

A lot of people don't know I am always thisfuckingclose to doing some crazy shit. — Amy Poehler

Be nice, tell your woman she is hot, never shame her, and never hurt her. — Amy Poehler

Ang Lee's been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what I'm going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off! — Amy Poehler

Creativity is connected to passion - that light inside that drives you. — Amy Poehler

BEN (CONT'D) I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you. Above everything else, I want to be with you, forever. So, Leslie Knope, w - — Amy Poehler

Writer for Conan, wrote a character for me called Andy's Little Sister. Her name was Stacey and she wore headgear and was obsessed with Conan. — Amy Poehler

You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance. — Amy Poehler

Men are very visual, so if you don't want them to notice your stomach, just put fake mustaches on your breasts to distract them. — Amy Poehler

I looked around and thought about my life. I felt grateful. I noticed every detail. That is the key to time travel. — Amy Poehler

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great. — Amy Sedaris

No opinion. They're condescending. (on turtles) — Amy Poehler

Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet. — Amy Poehler

Feeling invisible means you can float. You can decide to travel without permission. — Amy Poehler

The Gift of Fear. — Amy Poehler

You put your hand on your heart and feel it beating and decide if what you wrote feels true. — Amy Poehler

People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. — Amy Poehler

The more I time-travel the more I learn I am always just where I need to be. — Amy Poehler

Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier. — Amy Poehler

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. — Aziz Ansari

Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works. — Amy Poehler

Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often. — Amy Poehler

older also helps you develop X-ray vision. — Amy Poehler

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. — Amy Poehler

I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun. — Amy Poehler

President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.' — Amy Poehler

Conan O'Brien's show was speaking to a massive and young audience, and he would put us in weekly bits on Late Night. — Amy Poehler

I get a little itchy if I don't have some control. — Amy Poehler

In my whole life, when I've watched TV and movies, I've almost always felt, 'I could do that better,' and I thought everyone felt that way. — Greg Poehler

The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business." — Amy Poehler

Forgiveness is something that's always possibility. — Amy Poehler

Sleep is out ... tired is the new black. — Amy Poehler

During a recent trip to Amsterdam, she sent me a picture of her smoking marijuana for the first time just because I asked her to. — Amy Poehler

The strange thing is that the moment people start looking at you less is when you start being able to see through people more. — Amy Poehler

SLEEP AND I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. We have never been friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away. — Amy Poehler

The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment. — Amy Poehler

The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not. — Amy Poehler

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

I know enough to know I know nothing. — Amy Poehler

I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. — Greg Poehler

I used to have a terrific flat stomach but now it's kind of blown out after two giant babies used it as a short-term apartment. — Amy Poehler

Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun. — Amy Poehler

If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then you may actually be heard. — Amy Poehler

It wasn't until I turned thirty that I started to feel like my adult life was beginning. — Amy Poehler

Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next? — Amy Poehler

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings. — Amy Poehler

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

Too often we women try to tackle chaos that is not ours to fix — Amy Poehler

They feed their demon and it gets really strong and then it makes them stay in abusive relationships — Amy Poehler

Sleep helps you win at life. — Amy Poehler

Just to be on set with Amy Poehler, who's one of my heroes, was a total dream come true. — Tatiana Maslany

don't get a Saturday where you can catch up. The sleep — Amy Poehler

My philosophy on love is that if it is The One, whatever the circumstances are, you'll figure it out. There's nothing too difficult to overcome. — Greg Poehler

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television — Amy Poehler

Remember, your career is a bad boyfriend. It likes you when you don't depend on it. — Amy Poehler

I do not improvise in heels. — Amy Poehler

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. — Amy Poehler

The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth. — Amy Poehler

Most people I know struggle with that complicated soup of feeling slighted on one hand and like a total fraud on the other. — Amy Poehler

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it. — Amy Poehler

I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor. — Amy Poehler

You aren't allowed to feel special, but no one knows the specific ways you are in pain. — Amy Poehler

If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler

Everybody is interesting when they are interested in something. — Amy Poehler

Now I just want to sit down and have someone perform my five favorite songs while I eat a light dinner and receive a simultaneous pedicure. — Amy Poehler

If you don't eat pussy, keep walking. — Amy Poehler

I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it. — Amy Poehler

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be. — Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

Other people are not medicine. — Amy Poehler