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One hires lawyers as on hires plumbers, because one wants to keep one's hands off the beastly drains. — Carolyn Heilbrun

When I first met with agents, they said, "Okay, you're going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go." — Nick Offerman

I know a little of why there is blood in my body, pumping life into my limbs and thought into my brain. I am wanted by God. — Donald Miller

If everything about life could be as simple as calculus, my world would be just perfect." -Mia — S.T. Bende

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot — Phil Robertson

Live a joyful life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Lawyers, doctors, plumbers, they all made the money.
writers?
writers starved.
writers suicided.
writers went mad. — Charles Bukowski

I've got a bunch of plumbers with rifles I could put on a shuttle. The bridge went quiet. — James S.A. Corey

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. — America Ferrera

Murray observes further that we have entered a peculiar age, an age in which physicians and lawyers are more plentiful than good plumbers. — Leonard Sax

You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name. — Mercedes Ruehl

I've always argued that it is just as desirable, just as possible, to have philosopher plumbers as philosopher kings. — Edith Green

Success does not mean taking, it means truly growing and giving — Tony Robbins

The mobile phone ... is a tool for those whose professions require a fast response, such as doctors or plumbers. — Umberto Eco

Ninety percent of my best friends back home are plumbers, electricians, builders, or landscapers. Most of our dads worked in trades. — Liam Hemsworth

By the time I was 9, I had the conviction that everybody in the world was an artist except plumbers or people who delivered groceries. — Jacques Barzun

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. — Bob Saget

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. — Jack Gould

Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it? — Paul McCrane

Your father? What he do? He no plumber, is he? I no trust plumbers. Or Disney World. Working with mice, very shameful. — Ana Huang

99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not. — Barack Obama

Unfortunately, there is not a book in the Bible called First and Second Executive or Letter to the Christian Plumbers. Instead, — William, Executive Editor Messenger

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole. — Joelle Carter