Plant Humor Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Plant Humor

Plant Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Eraserhead is my most spiritual movie. No one understands when I say that, but it is. — David Lynch

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes. — Mark Twain

Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice? — Gasmaskman

Curiosity and timidity fought a long battle in his heart. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war."
"The plant war," Percy said. "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles? — Rick Riordan

Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help, snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck. — J.K. Rowling

Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones? — George R R Martin

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. — Hunter S. Thompson

Fear of boredom is the most scathing self-criticism. — Marty Rubin

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot. — Brian P. Cleary

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?"
"Is that including, or not including you? — Anthony Horowitz

Life works in mysterious ways but when you find your inner glow is back and shining brighter, you know it's right. — Lily Collins

If I was in deep shit with Lilian before, I was snorkeling at the waste treatment plant now. — C.I. Dennis

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. — Terry Pratchett

If your IQ was one point lower, you'd be a plant,' was Steve's only comment. — Robert Ludlum

I never want to possibly take another life in my hands. — Nicole Richie

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

SHINee are 'transformers' because we are constantly changing! — Onew

An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock. — Jean De Lattre De Tassigny

A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Live like a man, fuck like an animal and die like a plant. — Claire Amber

The name 'Mondelez' I hate. It sounds like a disease. — Nelson Peltz

And I'm leaving you that plant," he lamented. "You are good with plants, aren't you?"
Great, I lied. (I could make the Congo wither and die...) — Wilton Barnhardt