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Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke. — Kristen Ashley

What happens when you broadcast the truth is you piss everyone off! — Milton William Cooper

Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls. — Nora Roberts

Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland? — Thea Harrison

You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll — Colleen Hoover

You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with. — Joanna Wylde

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off. — Christine Manzari

If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole — Sarah Blakley-Cartwright

You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time? — Pepper Winters

I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. — Eve Langlais

I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan. — Brittainy C. Cherry

If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart. — Gregor Collins

Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight? — K.V. McMillan

You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants. — Eddie Izzard

Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off. — Maggie Stiefvater

Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off. — Megan McCafferty

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. — Alan Moore

What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much. — Cassandra Clare

It's real, Six. You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. — Colleen Hoover

Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy? — Laurell K. Hamilton

I promise you, Laurence, you piss them off enough, and they'll make sweet music with your bones. — J.G. Cressey

Out in the desert what doesn't kill you just pisses you off and will probably kill you the next time. — James Anderson

It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I — Brittainy C. Cherry

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller — Margaret McHeyzer

Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. — Peter Clines

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. — C.D. Reiss

If you'd given yourself to someone else, you wouldn't be mine. And that would seriously piss me off. — Kristen Ashley

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell

Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'
Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White

If you use social media right, you will piss people off. It's actually recommended! — Guy Kawasaki

Are we going to sonar every lake on the ley line? Or just the ones that piss you off? — Maggie Stiefvater

This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off — Suzanne Morrison

Healing opportunities can be disguised as people who really piss you off. Pay attention because they could be your greatest teachers. — Gabrielle Bernstein

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay. — Larissa Ione