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Piss Up Quotes By Eminem: God sent me to piss the world off!

God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Piss Up Quotes By Peter Lynch: The more cash that builds up in the

The more cash that builds up in the treasury, the greater the pressure to piss it away. — Peter Lynch

Piss Up Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

Piss Up Quotes By P.J. Parrish: If you stand with one foot in the

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

Piss Up Quotes By Melody Parks: God gave women 2 sets of lips, that

God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time. — Melody Parks

Piss Up Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Piss Up Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

Piss Up Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Was there much damage done to your ship?

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Piss Up Quotes By Sarah Hall: People were made up of shit and piss

People were made up of shit and piss and phlegm and bits and pieces of experience. — Sarah Hall

Piss Up Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Piss Up Quotes By Richard Zacks: You'll piss when you can't whistle,

You'll piss when you can't whistle, — Richard Zacks

Piss Up Quotes By Kylie Scott: You're going to end up like one of

You're going to end up like one of those crazy cat ladies with your apartment smelling of piss and regret. — Kylie Scott

Piss Up Quotes By George R R Martin: I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

Piss Up Quotes By Mary Norris: The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

Piss Up Quotes By Richard Kadrey: Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

Piss Up Quotes By Jennifer Estep: This is the first time I've dated an

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

Piss Up Quotes By Geraldine Brooks: Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss

Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss
that means to send someone up, make fun of them. — Geraldine Brooks

Piss Up Quotes By G.A. Aiken: Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

Piss Up Quotes By Kate Hattemer: Cat piss and porcupines!

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

Piss Up Quotes By S.A. Tawks: I'd gotten on the piss and it had

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

Piss Up Quotes By Elton John: The French are useless. They can't organize a

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery. — Elton John

Piss Up Quotes By Tad Williams: What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real,

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

Piss Up Quotes By Lexi Blake: You do not want to piss off the

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

Piss Up Quotes By Stephen King: If he came upon us burning in the

If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out. — Stephen King

Piss Up Quotes By James S.A. Corey: If this isn't important, I will rip your

If this isn't important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs. — James S.A. Corey

Piss Up Quotes By Kenneth Logan: Now whenever I left class to go to

Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. — Kenneth Logan

Piss Up Quotes By Jon Stewart: Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime

Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger. — Jon Stewart

Piss Up Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: If you go out for a drink, you

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.' — Ozzy Osbourne

Piss Up Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: All that mattered was that he could look

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

Piss Up Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Piss Up Quotes By Michael O'Leary: We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

Piss Up Quotes By Dan Harris: When you have one foot in the future

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

Piss Up Quotes By Phil Campion: The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

Piss Up Quotes By Hannah Moskowitz: How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

Piss Up Quotes By Eminem: Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

Piss Up Quotes By Jim Harrison: The danger of civilization, of course, is that

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

Piss Up Quotes By Melanie Finn: Some things in life are certain; death, taxes,

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Piss Up Quotes By Melanie Brown: You've gotta be business savvy really, or else

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown

Piss Up Quotes By Guy Vanderhaeghe: Most of those characters with all the answers

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

Piss Up Quotes By Julian Barnes: The work of art is a pyramid which

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes

Piss Up Quotes By Tom Russell: If man can't piss in his own front

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

Piss Up Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

Piss Up Quotes By T.A. Uner: Killing is nothing to be in awe of,

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

Piss Up Quotes By Joanna Wylde: Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

Piss Up Quotes By Dan Savage: One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

Piss Up Quotes By Gerard Way: Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

Piss Up Quotes By Johnny Unitas: I wouldn't walk across the street to piss

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Piss Up Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

Piss Up Quotes By Matt Haig: Humans, in the day that has been the

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

Piss Up Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: I decided not to answer on the grounds

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton