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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

The more cash that builds up in the treasury, the greater the pressure to piss it away. — Peter Lynch

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time. — Melody Parks

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

People were made up of shit and piss and phlegm and bits and pieces of experience. — Sarah Hall

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

You'll piss when you can't whistle, — Richard Zacks

You're going to end up like one of those crazy cat ladies with your apartment smelling of piss and regret. — Kylie Scott

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss
that means to send someone up, make fun of them. — Geraldine Brooks

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery. — Elton John

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out. — Stephen King

If this isn't important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs. — James S.A. Corey

Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. — Kenneth Logan

Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger. — Jon Stewart

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.' — Ozzy Osbourne

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton