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This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Women, I believe, learn to think on their feet, to cope with change and survive. — Hazel Hawke

God delights to disappoint man's fears. — Lettie Cowman

Love never disappears," he said calmly. "It's impossible. If it disappears it was never love," he said. — Sister Souljah

The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off. — Christine Manzari

To paint is to love again, and to love is to live life to the fullest. — Henry Miller

The cross of Christ is the true ground and chief cause of Christian hope. — Pope Leo I

I want to play a show at Madison Square Garden in New York, which is where the New York Knicks play. That's what I want. — William Beckett

Maybe they're not surrendering," said the smirking soldier in false consolation. "Maybe they all just really had to piss. — Laini Taylor

You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp."
"Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. — Ripley Patton

The possibility of the dream is our joy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss? — Nenia Campbell

As we remember prayer and take time to turn to the scriptures, our lives will be infinitely more blessed and our burdens will be made lighter. — Thomas S. Monson

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss. — Stephen King

Running became boring because it's so predictable. I got to a point where I knew what my competition could do. — Peter Snell

Not the formal schooling but the journey through the life is the best teacher. — Debasish Mridha

It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much. — Vincent Hobbes

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay

Sure, I want to be the best actor in the world. But my life is my family, my son, my friends. I don't know how anyone can find fault with that. — James Caan

Love of an idea is the love of God. — Frank Lloyd Wright

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

General, man is very useful. He can fly and he can kill. But he has one defect: He can think. — Bertolt Brecht

I was the only person in the world who thought it was a military duty to appear to be in a good mood. — Pat Conroy

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine. — Malcolm Lowry