Pipe Quotes
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Pipe Quotes & Sayings
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
— Bill Vaughan
Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.
— R. Alan Woods
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I skipped two short steps and walloped the back of his head with an energy-charged swing of the pipe. The street collided with his jaw.
— Billy O'Connor
I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.
— Janet Morris
It is quite a three-pipe problem.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
For the world was built in order around the atoms march in tune; Rhyme the pipe, and Time the warder, The sun obeys them, and the moon.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Id done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.
— Kristin Walker
The bladder-pipe, a local Highlands speciality, is to music what warthogs are to mathematics. Largely unconnected.
— Mark Lawrence
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.
— Frederick Marryat
Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.
— Honore Daumier
This is not a pipe.
— Rene Magritte
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.
— J. Lynn
I don't want kids to be distracted by pipe dreams.
— Kimberly Elise
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[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds.
— Vladimir Nabokov
The day before yesterday always has been a glamour day. The present is sordid and prosaic. Time colors history as it does a meerschaum pipe.
— Vincent Starrett
My pipe business I created from scratch; my media assets and bank I bought from the secondary market.
— Victor Pinchuk
Melodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them.
— George Eliot
We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes.
— Billy Joel
I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo
— Hideaki Sorachi
We are not a trading company. We are a midstream asset company: pipe, storage and terminals. It's an unsexy, dirty business. It's not rocket science.
— Richard Kinder
When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.
— Edward Norton
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
— Hank Sauer
A man, as he ages, is ready for his pipe and slippers by the fire. A woman becomes an unstoppable force.
— Cara Louise
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He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.
— Bill O'Reilly
Pipe it, shuck-face,
— James Dashner
I made a pact with my three-year-old thumb-sucking daughter that if she stopped sucking her thumb, I would stop sucking my pipe.
— Walter Mischel
I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!
— Raine Miller
I smoke a pipe abroad, becauseTo all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it. — Robert Louis Stevenson
"Lord bless you!" said Mr. Omer, resuming his pipe, "a man must take the fat with the lean; that's what he must make up his mind to, in this life. "
— Charles Dickens
The greatest thing has been that projects that were pipe dreams before 'Whiplash' are now feeling more realistic.
— Damien Chazelle
Because we're going to stay here a little while and calm down until I've learned your names. Light my pipe, someone!
— Tove Jansson
Private Zombie, you have two seconds, exactly two seconds, to seal that sewer pipe posing as a mouth,
— Rick Yancey
So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
The great end of being is to harmonize man with the order of things, and the church has been a good pitch-pipe, and may be so still.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
— Victoria Beckham
Shall we go dance the hay, the hay?Never pipe could ever play
Better shepherd's roundelay. — Nicholas Breton
My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it
— Caitlin Moran
To deprive the derelicts of hope is right, and to sustain them in their illusory "pipe dreams" is right also.
— Harold Bloom
If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.
— Hanna Rosin
The scale relates to everything. The thickness of a pipe, the thickness of a leg of the furniture. Even color could have a scale.
— Massimo Vignelli
A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.
— A.A. Milne
A book, a good chair, my pipe, and a good bed to go to when night falls, and I'm as happy as one can be in this very trying world.
— Warren Lewis
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
— Pauline Phillips
You can pipe anything to anything else, and usually it'll do something. With most of the standard Linux tools, it'll even do what you expect.
— Scott Simpson
He lit his pipe again, smiling to himself quietly, with that painful smile of his, as though he were enjoying a joke that hurt him.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Rumor is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures.
— William Shakespeare
Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe.
— Birgit Waldschmidt
I craved him, like an opium addict craved the pipe: the sound of his voice, the touch of his hand, his mere presence in the same room.
— Jordan L. Hawk
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
— Albert Einstein
The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.
— George Sand
On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God.
— Johann Sebastian Bach
Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.
— I. F. Stone
Financial fitness is not pipe dream or a state of mind it's a reality if you are willing to pursue it and embrace it.
— Will Robinson
Fairies, arouse! Mix with your song Harplet and pipe, Thrilling and clear, Swarm on the boughs! Chant in a throng! Morning is ripe, Waiting to hear.
— William Allingham
It's the way surfing is - you grow up surfing together, and then you're thrown into a heat at Pipe or a world title bout against one another.
— Joel Parkinson
She owned a pipe wrench. Maybe if she whacked the sink enough it would unplug. (Angie)
— Annie Nicholas
Density, matter, radiation ... it's all just construction paper and pipe cleaners and glue, with the proper perspective.
— Robert Jackson Bennett
I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl.
— L. H. Cosway
Ron Paul, who, as someone said, wouldn't have regulated a sewer pipe running through his child's playroom.
— Jane Smiley
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.
— Bauvard
The cap was gone and the man dropped to his elbows to smell the pipe but the odor of gas was only a rumor, faint and stale.
— Cormac McCarthy
A studio is a good place to smoke your pipe.
— Joaquin Sorolla
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
— Chris Rock
Every dream is a pipe dream before someone achieves it.
— Leah Raeder
For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.
— Fanny Brice
A vision without a plan is a pipe dream.
— Brian P. Moran
