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I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy — Philip Wollen

I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal. — April Bloomfield

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher

Physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky, so they'll never know when one of their pals is flying. — James Patterson

Madame ... gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. — Georges Simenon

people needed to be turned into frogs. Or pigs. — Patricia Briggs

Uncle Marcus was going to help with training? Elorie looked around for flying pigs. — Debora Geary

He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. — Stieg Larsson

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. — Ambrose Bierce

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. — Confucius

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. — George Sutherland

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

I don't have a direct line to hell to see if it's frozen over so I'm looking for flying pigs. — Eve Langlais

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. — Samuel

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? — Fats Waller

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor. — Lindsey Davis

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food. — Marvin Harris

There would be no work on this day. A day no pigs would die. — Robert Newton Peck

If you've lost, you've lost. — Agatha Christie

Rest assured," said Hercule Poirot. "I am the best! — Agatha Christie

What you do not understand is that there are things that cannot be bought. — Agatha Christie

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. — Tim Allen

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron. — Lonnie Donegan

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. — Bill Bailey

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. — Hunter S. Thompson

They're not vegetarians because they love cows and pigs, it's because they love attention. — Adam Carolla

Look!" She pointed, a smile on her face. "Wild pigs!"
"They have razor-sharp tusks, so don't try to hug one. — Pamela Clare

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan

Female Chauvinist Pigs don't bother to question the criteria on which women are judged, they are too busy judging other women themselves — Ariel Levy

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. — John McCain

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs. — Thomm Quackenbush

But it is not everything in life that has its ticket, so much. There are things that are not for sale. — Agatha Christie

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce

Bulls make money and bears make money, but pigs seldom do. When a stock or mutual fund is up 30%, sell one-quarter of your position. — Nancy Dunnan

What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig. — Jostein Gaarder

To produce that identity among young people required guinea pigs. — Junot Diaz

Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs. — Alexander McCall Smith

Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs! — Kurt Cobain

Peaches grow wild, and pigs can live in clover;
A barrel of salted herrings lasts a year;
The spring begins before the winter's over. — Elinor Wylie

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse. — Walter Annenberg

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig. — Aaron Sorkin

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. — Hunter S. Thompson

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. — Roy Blount Jr.

If you grow corn or trade in pigs or write poetry then you go to Iowa City." "That's why I haven't been. — Ann Patchett

We celebrities are desperate pigs. — Penn Jillette

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G.
You literally live like a guinea pig — Roc Marciano

Don't waste your precious time on people who do not appreciate your value. Learn to use your perfume on the pigs when they also learn to bath. — Israelmore Ayivor

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig. — John Ray

If wishes were wings, pigs would fly. — Robert Jordan

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it. — Robert Ley

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs! — Tennessee Williams

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room ... — Claude Monet

If I could repeat my childhood, I would repeat it exactly as it was, with the poverty, the cold, little food, with the flies and pigs, all that. — Jose Saramago

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. — James Cromwell

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition? — Jasper Fforde

One thing I've noticed about the Germans: They seem very fond of pigs. — Markus Zusak

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous — Rick Riordan

The work of teaching and organizing the others fell naturally upon the pigs, who were generally recognized as being the cleverest of the animals. — George Orwell

It's ok when people don't like you. Who said pigs have to fly with birds? — Daniel Marques

I hate pigs. I hate goats. — Blake Shelton

If penicillin had been judged by its toxicity to guinea pigs, it might never have been used by man. — Peter Singer

Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs. — Albert Einstein

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs. — Paul O'Grady

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend. — Herbert

*You're a woman, women are pigs.You pig-woman*
Well,that Miss Federal Pigs to you* — Candice Delong

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. — Erich Leinsdorf

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. — Quentin Tarantino

Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time. — Edward Felten

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I learned from a longtime farmer that pigs enjoy soothing music. — Jamie Wyeth

All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs. — Antonin Artaud

Lazy in everything," said Ross, "but the search for excuses. Like two old pigs in their sty and as slow to move from their own patch of filth." Prudie — Winston Graham

Give all your pearls, and the swine will make a pearl necklace, then run off. Don't show all your glory. — Anthony Liccione

All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart. — John Updike

Pigs are horses. Girls are boys. War is peace. — Arundhati Roy

It is the courage, the insistence, the ruthless force of youth. — Agatha Christie

You can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek. One — Gordon L. Rottman

Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there'd be winged pigs up there somewhere. — Chris Cannon

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. — Lois Greiman

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig. — Albert Einstein

The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect. — E.B. White

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. — Paul McCartney

We live in a nation of pigs and murderers. — James Baldwin

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with. — Joel Salatin

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Cale Yarborough

They had a smokehouse next to the pigpen - kind of morbid for the pigs. The — Bobby Adair

All you had were pigs and enthusiasm. It's not your fault. — T. Kingfisher

Negative people are great motivators because they make you determined to prove them wrong. — Marie Guillaume

The Alpha was backing me up? Instead of Marc? Were the roads of hell slick with ice? Had pigs taken to the skies? — Rachel Vincent

It takes more than a printed notice to keep you from reality ... We've only one life to live. — Agatha Christie

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs. — Jane Tara

The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. — Flannery O'Connor

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. — Albert Einstein

He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back. — Carolyn Kizer