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Pig Humor Quotes By Robert Fulghum: The pig was so earnest. So sincere. So

The pig was so earnest. So sincere. So very "there." The pig brought gravity and mythic import to this well-worn fairy tale. — Robert Fulghum

Pig Humor Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Pig Humor Quotes By Lindsey Davis: Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig,

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor. — Lindsey Davis

Pig Humor Quotes By Jayne Fresina: Women exist to put right all the wrongs

Women exist to put right all the wrongs men do and to keep them from making a complete pig's ear of the world. — Jayne Fresina

Pig Humor Quotes By T.J. Klune: Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't

Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the thing to do. — T.J. Klune

Pig Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do we wait until a pig is

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? — Steven Wright

Pig Humor Quotes By Brian Regan: So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I

So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! — Brian Regan

Pig Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'REALLY? WHAT IS SO

Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'
REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. — Terry Pratchett

Pig Humor Quotes By Boris Pasternak: She had once been the belle of her

She had once been the belle of her circle of small tradesmen and salesmen, but now her little pig eyes with their swollen lids could scarcely open. — Boris Pasternak

Pig Humor Quotes By Nicki Elson: Chapter 1:I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay. — Nicki Elson

Pig Humor Quotes By Ava Gardner: In one scene, when I was supposed to

In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard. — Ava Gardner

Pig Humor Quotes By M. Beth Bloom: As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

Pig Humor Quotes By Kat Kruger: I'm some sort of guinea pig in a

I'm some sort of guinea pig in a home economics crash course for werewolves. — Kat Kruger

Pig Humor Quotes By Julie Powell: I love my husband like a pig loves

I love my husband like a pig loves shit. — Julie Powell

Pig Humor Quotes By Nikolai Gogol: You can always tell a pig by its

You can always tell a pig by its grunt. — Nikolai Gogol